hipsterlicious

Something or someone that is extremely hipster.

Your knowledge of indie music, vintage style and overuse of the word 'ethnocentric' is quite hipsterlicious.

by acowfrog September 13, 2011

hipster calisthenics

That time when you have to do lunges, squats, and knee lifts in your skinny jeans to prevent your pants from cutting off circulation to your legs.

"I think the dryer may have shrunk my Dickie's, I'd better do some hipster calisthenics."

by phantomg6 March 11, 2013

Hipstercrite

Someone who criticizes Nike for their labour practices and then buys an iPhone.

Alice: I refuse to buy Nike shoes, they're overpriced and they use child labour.

Bob: Alice you hipstercrite, you have an iPhone which is also overpriced and made by child labour.

by Luke B May 29, 2013

Hippie motherfuckers

A phrase Chris Jones would use repetitively after he puts aspartame in his drink on his channel "Physiques of Greatness"

(Chris Jones shows off his macros in Denny's on re-feed days)

(Chris Jones shows his plate) " Here is what i got ..... "( then goes on to show his drink) " I got my unsweetened tea "( picks up a bag of aspartame and pour it into the tea and says) "And for you hippie motherfuckers if you happen to give a fuck this is aspartame " (referring to to the bag of aspartame he just poured in his drink)

by MRACER720 August 21, 2013

hipsterdick

n. When your piss burns because you’ve consumed way too much Sriracha.

“Hey Craig, you might want to lay off the sriracha. You’re going to end up with hipsterdick.”

by H. Bruce Washington September 24, 2019

Replacement hipster

n. An elderly person who, by simply continuing to dress as she or he has since before you were born, unintentionally ends up wearing outfits that would have taken you weeks to put together at your favorite thrift shop (the one that no-one else knows about... yet).

Hipster A: "Hey, did you check out that replacement hipster's pants?"
Hipster B: "Yeah man, I would have given my eyeteeth for those!"

by B. H. Baker December 7, 2006

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

the fear of long words, which, ironically, is so ridiculously long that even people without hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia may get overwhelmed by it

Pam: so you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Ellen: SHHH
Pam: *grins*
Ellen: don't you dare
Pam: iiiiiiiiiit's SUPERCALIFRAGILI--
Ellen: *runs away, screaming*

by fanwaffles March 23, 2015