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Gooberphobia

Fear of people who act like Goobers.
1: Damn, dude. You’re such a Goober.
2: I know.-
3: AAA-
2: What’s their problem?
1: Oh, they have Gooberphobia. Fear of Goobers.
2: That’s stupid as fuck.
by L_Blossom5 June 1, 2024
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Gooberific

Mix between Goober and terrific. Used when someone has been such a goober that they get classified as Gooberific.
"They called me Gooberific when I kept telling terrible jokes to everybody."
by Goobermaxxing June 3, 2024
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Gooberville

A planet in goobergalaxy, inhabited by goobervillians.
“Hey, did you know that Gooberville is under supervision of Moose In The Fog?”
by inyauma June 9, 2024
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Goober

by dabbirabbid June 18, 2024
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goober juice

When someone does something ridiculous, silly, or dumb, the drink they had immediately before is named responsible for this.
"He tripped over air, that must be goober juice he's got in that bottle."

"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"
by the simplest dook June 27, 2024
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Goober

A person who is insanely crusty and will absolutely ruin your time by just being an absolute shit stain of a person🍆💦
Person:1 Hey that guy over there is a fucking Goober
Person:2 yeah let’s go beat his ass
by Gabagool<€ July 3, 2024
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goober schloober

Someone who is the ultimate wackiest person ever, levels of goofiness TOO HIGH!

It happens when a goober and a schloober combine- must be contained
Man, my girlfriend is such a goober schloober, i’m so scared right now
by Gary_mint_p-_- February 10, 2024
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