gray goose

the male equivalent of a cougar; a bro late thirties and up who slays chicks in their twenties

Girl A: Who was that gray goose you dipped out with last night?
Girl B: Oh you mean the older guy? Yeah we boned like champs.

by Dr_McLovin January 12, 2016

Snow Goose Decoy

When a man makes honking noises like a goose then jizzes on a woman's throat.

I had to go get the wet wipes to clean up all the cum off her throat after I gave her a snow goose decoy. She wasn't happy.

by Thunder of Muscle January 31, 2020

grain through a goose

Something that occurs extremely quickly..

as in "my curry shot through my guts like grain through a goose. Polite version of "like shit through a goose"

by callandanswer January 9, 2008

giggle the goose

the act of giggling, chuckling, or any other variation of laughing in the midst of giving someone oral pleasure.

-"Did you hook up with Sarah last night?"

-"Yeah dude, she totally giggled my goose!"

-"I wish i could get my girlfriend to giggle the goose..."

by Cavederg November 5, 2009

Ropin a Goose

When one sleeps with an unattractive person while on vacation.

Evan the master goose roper, roped a least 5 gooses while visting his Grand Mother in New Hampshire. Now that is some seriously ropin a goose.

by Deeznutz Beeotch March 9, 2010

Corn through a goose

To move quickly through intestines without being digested fully; fast; a variation on "grain through a goose"

Craigslist Ad: "this motorcycle goes like corn through a goose!"

by Thalaron November 9, 2012

smoke the goose

Smoke weed

jack said “hey mike wanna cone round mine and smoke the goose”

by Connelly May 7, 2018