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like shit through a goose 

When someone answers a question very quickly, whether it's correct or not. Sometimes a snarky rejoinder.

Geese have a rapid digestive system so anything they eat passes through them very quickly. Indicates quickness, speed in a sarcastic way.
Elaine : Did you hear how quickly Nick came up with an excuse to the boss for being late?

Bob: Yeah, it's like shit through a goose.
like shit through a goose by BobbyD September 12, 2016
Related Words

Eastern Goose 

A term used for someone that has finished something was ahead of time or before you, usually makes you angry.
"i have finished my French work early," said Krissy.
"Well aren't you just an eastern goose then!" Replies Neal.
Eastern Goose by Buttsy! May 19, 2008

Snuggle Goose 

A very unattractive women in which one regularly has sexual relations with.
Guy 1: "Dude, why the fuck does Theresa keep grinning at you?"

Guy 2: "Because she's my snuggle goose."

Guy 1: "That's gross as fuck."
Snuggle Goose by John blackdick October 8, 2013

gray goose

the male equivalent of a cougar; a bro late thirties and up who slays chicks in their twenties
Girl A: Who was that gray goose you dipped out with last night?
Girl B: Oh you mean the older guy? Yeah we boned like champs.
gray goose by Dr_McLovin January 12, 2016

Snow Goose Decoy

When a man makes honking noises like a goose then jizzes on a woman's throat.
I had to go get the wet wipes to clean up all the cum off her throat after I gave her a snow goose decoy. She wasn't happy.

grain through a goose

as in "my curry shot through my guts like grain through a goose. Polite version of "like shit through a goose"