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Grease

Grease is a Santa Cruz slang term for crystal methamphetamine.getting greasy is when you are getting loaded.to de-grease is when you detox.
you need to lay off the grease for a while.
by Cody-Joe June 13, 2017
mugGet the Greasemug.

pumpin your grease gun

1. Another way of saying masturbating. Used with the few people who live in a small town called Randlett, Oklahoma. Population: 430
"Hey Billy from across the stoop, You pumpin your grease gun over there, save your energy for your cousin Daisy out in the yonder"
by kuntry6969 June 27, 2016
mugGet the pumpin your grease gunmug.

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

Grease Merch

a Grease mErch is a slang wOrd foR chip shop in yorkshire.
you want to Go to the grease mErch tonight.
by Mersyside 123 August 15, 2021
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.
by gnostic3 December 27, 2019
mugGet the greasing congressmug.

grease

bro she bad AF im trynna grease (or you could say "catch some grease")
by plotwist May 30, 2018
mugGet the greasemug.

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