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greaseman 

A greaseman is a guy that can get you in. Also a guy that can make things happen smoothly.
In the movie "Ocean's Eleven", Yen was a 95 pound "little chinese guy", who worked as an acrobat in a Las Vegas show. He was so flexible that he could fold in half and fit in a very small tube in a portable safe. At the time of the robbery this is how he got into the vault of the casino. He got in, and therefore they called him the greaseman.
greaseman by Rick Ellis October 19, 2007
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greasy spoon 

A cheap snack bar or cafeteria serving inexpensive cholesterol-heavy food to the working classes.

A full English fry up, sickly ketchup, astringent malt vinegar and a mug of boiling hot tea all sitting on a cracked formica table. Bloody marvellous!
The Rendezvous on the A22 at Wapses Lodge, between Whyteleafe and Caterham.
greasy spoon by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
Trailer Park Boys definition: Something that is morally reprehensible / to do with the marginal side of society.
"That greasy massage parlor on the corner."
greasy by Mick Swanson August 1, 2005

The Greatest Show On Turf 

Nickname given by the media to the 1999 St. Louis Rams. Quite possibly the most potent offensive attack in NFL history.
"Warner back to pass, he throws a long bomb, and the catch is made in the end zone by Torry Holt!!! The Greatest Show On Turf is at it again!"

Greasy Catfish

The act of slathering butter all over one's pubic region and then proceeding to rub it in another person's face.
Hey man, do you wanna drink a few beers and eat my greasy catfish?
Greasy Catfish by dr. redcone August 3, 2010

Greasy Zabenya 

The act of fingering ones butthole with a thumb then proceeding to spread the soiled thumb across their forehead in the manner that Rafiki once did across Simba's youthful brow. Another acceptable name is the "Poo-nibrow", for the way it connects the eyebrows if done correctly.
"That girl just passed out, we should totally give him a Greasy Zabenya! She loves the Lion King, she'll be okay with it!"
Greasy Zabenya by The Dilly Master September 21, 2016

Greasy Muchacho 

A sweaty jabroni known to frequent barbecue joints. Does not shower, has mustard stained clothing, and typically wears a cowboy hat.
This would be a classy barbecue function if it weren't for that Greasy Muchacho soaked in mustard over there!