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grundle

I sharted and got some poop on my grundle
by dkamp September 28, 2008
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Grund

A white computer nerd that thinks of himself as a gangster rapper. A person who writes lyrics that are mostly about computers, and only being able to have sex over the internet.
Say you know a Grund that has a GIANT very miscolored KMK tattoo on his arm, which he calls a 'sleeve.'

A Grund has never physically had sex with a female only with their hand and the internet.

A Grund's raps all in one way or another are about computers, and getting 'pussy' on the internet.

Someone who talks like they were raised in the hood, but infact their parents were rich and they lived extremely well off would deffinatly be considered a Grund.

A Grund could also be known as a Snitch/Fed would get caught by the police for being in possession of lets just say drugs, and they rat on every dealer they know of then magically have all charges dropped.

Lastly a Grund is most definitely a virgin.

AKA another good one I saw Amgtg
by GangstaFry November 19, 2010
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Grundle-queef

In serious cases the partition between the anal passage and the vaginal passage can become compromised and fecal matter can pass into the vagina.

Thus when a queef (or vaginal flatulence) occurs, it smells of fecal matter, quite similar to a fart.

This is the grundle-queef. Named for the common ground.
Woman 1: Oh shit I just queefed
Woman 2: So?
<pause>
Woman 2: Oh god, is that a grundle-queef?
by grundletrouble January 31, 2010
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grundel gravy

The sweat that accumulates in the resevoir that is the spot between the penis (or vagina) and asshole. Usually smells worse than other forms of sweat and is probably toxic.
I went over to my girlfriend's house after soccer last night and while we were fucking around, she cleaned my gooch with her tonque. I'm pretty sure the grundel gravy killed her.
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Eating a grounder

A sex act believed to have originated somewhere in the Orient around World War II. Said act consists of one partner performing anilingus (commonly referred to as a “rimjob”) on another until the recipient gives way to spasmodic evacuation of the bowels onto the partner’s mouth. Said partner continues applying anilingus until the bowels are fully emptied into and around the mouth, at which time the sex act is complete.
“Our sex life wasn’t that great until my husband started “eating a grounderlast night. Now it’s fantastic."
by Ted Cawkwell December 15, 2008
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Grundel Baby

The creation of a beautiful new baby by porking a girl in the toot shoot and accidentally breaking through the perianum while busting a nut. Thus the term Grundel Baby.
While I tried to park my H2 in the back of her single car garage, I slipped and busted a Grundel Baby maker move. She was upset.
by john gruber September 22, 2006
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grondle

to grind grip and fondle someone all at the same time
Often causes blue balls
Dude that chick grondled me so hard last night my balls are still sore
by docnaks October 11, 2011
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