An absolutely horrifying looking person, usually with deformities, and when you pass by one in a crowd people usually turn to get a double take to see if that was real what they just saw!!!! Or one who got udderly smashed by the ugly stick
by Perrin Word May 13, 2011
Get the Goonmug. An action in which someone takes the head or skull of a bison or elk and wears it as a hat before covering their entire body with the blood of that animal. They then gather up a group of friends to do the same and enter the woods to masturbate collectively under the moonlight.
Courtesy of the Goons
Courtesy of the Goons
by SuperMegaPanda November 14, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. A black Dodge Challenger that wanders the roads of America searching for a new host. The original owner committed Goonicide.
by neverknowsbesttt March 23, 2025
Get the The Ghost of the Goonmug. Ethical gooning is a form of gooning where the individual only consumes porn and other forms of NSFW media in a way where:
1. All characters are canonically (or clearly by their depiction) 18+.
2. They know, understand, and like the character beyond their mere sexual appeal.
3. They do their best to credit artists and other creators if they edit or repurpose their work.
Overall, the ethical gooner cares for and derives pleasure from other things beyond mere objectification or blind consumption of porn and NSFW media.
This is to especially juxtapose themselves to forms of gooning, where individuals that generate ignorance and mindsets that sexualize and objectify everything due to their blind consumption.
1. All characters are canonically (or clearly by their depiction) 18+.
2. They know, understand, and like the character beyond their mere sexual appeal.
3. They do their best to credit artists and other creators if they edit or repurpose their work.
Overall, the ethical gooner cares for and derives pleasure from other things beyond mere objectification or blind consumption of porn and NSFW media.
This is to especially juxtapose themselves to forms of gooning, where individuals that generate ignorance and mindsets that sexualize and objectify everything due to their blind consumption.
Person 1: I like Yor Foger because she's a cool character with an amazing character in SpyXFamily while being hot as fuck. You only like her for the later. We are not the same.
Person 2: Aren't all are you crusty gooners the same?
Person 1: No, I engage in ethical gooning unlike others.
Person 2: Aren't all are you crusty gooners the same?
Person 1: No, I engage in ethical gooning unlike others.
by Jack Yoth February 2, 2025
Get the Ethical Gooningmug. Verb: when your gooning addiction is eating up all the bandwidth so other users can't access wifi or it slows the speeds down.
by anonymous August 4, 2025
Get the Giga-gooningmug. Gooning is a sexual philosophy/lifestyle that marries the concepts of tantric masturbation with a religious worship of porn. The principle behind gooning is that prolonged states of intense pleasure will lead to new thoughts and ideas.
"I had an eight hour gooning session last night and realized that I need to change my diet and start working out. That way masturbation and sex will feel even better."
"I listened to GoonerAudioLabs all weekend and I've never been more in tune with my sexuality."
"I listened to GoonerAudioLabs all weekend and I've never been more in tune with my sexuality."
by PUMPDRONE March 8, 2024
Get the Gooningmug. Gooning red is a state of the gooning cycle only achieved by the master gooners, as it is the point where you have gooned so hard that the semen comes out pink or red in colour due to blood mixing with it from intense wanking over the course of a long period of time.
Holy shit… That femboy porn got me gooning red the other night, dude. I’ve never pulled it off before. i can’t believe i did it.
by I’m Not Black. August 23, 2025
Get the Gooning redmug.