deep shart

When a corrupt dirtbag gets caught breaking the law, then responds by simultaneously shitting himself and blowing smoke about a mythical "deep state" conspiracy.

D.H.: "Hey, I didn't misuse campaign funds for THC vaping and golf outings! That's just the Deep State trying to frame me!"

Voters: "Dude, you're deep sharting. Just GTFO and go directly to jail."

by kelledin August 22, 2018

Sharted

Farted and shited at the same time in your pants

Man that nigga sharted

by Buttercup$ February 16, 2022

shart

the act of farting and shitting at the same time but not just any old shit a sloppy wet stinky steamy shit so sloppy it slides down ur legs getting stuck in your leg hairs as u sprint for the shitter :)

My mum walked in on me when i sharted!

by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022

shart booger

A turd or a dingleberry.

worst case scenario, I not only sharted, I also have a shart booger in my pants.

by t41xicq July 22, 2017

Shart Attack

This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea

Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.

by itzez October 7, 2019

Shart

Shit and fart combined into one. In most sharting incidents, the sharter thinks they're going to only get a fart, but their butthole threw some poop in the mix without their permission.

Oh man, I thought it was just a fart, but it was a shart. See ya.

by Shitfart69 February 11, 2022

shart

This is one action that Nessa Barrett is most commonly known for. For example, Charli D'Amelio hit it off with the renegade...well...most unfortunately for Nessa, her shart is (I hate to say this but I'm not sorry) what got her a little fame as well as cancelling her. WOW Nessa! That must've been one MEAN shart!

"Nessa...PLEASE do not shart on this ext livestream...I'm begging you!"

by zootedLMAO October 29, 2020