floor jockey

The unfortunate soul who, whilst crashing at accommodation, is consigned to go without bed/couch and must sleep on the floor

"Sure you can crash at my place but there is only one bed and a couch. Means one of you has to be the floor jockey."

Playing floor jockey:

Host: "Alright gang, back to mine.
All guest: "dibson not being the floor jockey!"

Last guest to call it is the floor jockey.

by Nojwards January 14, 2014

floomper

The sound your hand makes when it gets stuck in a bag of chips; floomp.

"floomper," my hand said

by Madeup Not July 5, 2016

Floor Butt

When a weird person only put their butt on the floor

Are teacher floor butt

by Cookie39icecream May 12, 2016

floor pussy

A dirty bitch who you treat like she belong the floor

Bruh ahe floor pussy leave her alone

by Buffalo Bill 3663 January 5, 2018

Floomed

Saddest nigga

I'm Floomed rn

by Oh heck heck June 9, 2018

floor aids

Mixing lemonade and water on a dirty floor and drinking it afterwards

Tyler just made floor aids

by TinyDick July 5, 2018

floor waffle

A white female who likes to be gang banged by 15 or more black males in the men’s bathroom of IHOP or Denny’s

Yo you know that girl Terry, she’s such a floor waffle

by Bigbol93 July 28, 2018