Father

Some random dude who put sperm in your mother and then if he finds out your mom is pregnant, might leave. Or if they’re just like “oh well this is my life now” they’ll stay and then act like they own you until you move out. If anyone owns you, it’s your mom. You stayed in her stomach for 9 months, left her, and then she tolerated all your shit. Honestly moms deserve more love.

Father: let’s do the nasty
Mom: okay

~a few weeks later ~
Mom: I’m pregnant

Father: fuck this shit

by The.saddest.boyo March 10, 2019

faithyy

Faithyy is an absolutely amazing person, who can get very upset and angry, but is great to be friends with, she likes to act and dance and sing and she always listens to her friends when they are upset, although she does talk way to much, every single faith or faithyy i've met is like this, so i wrote this for faithyy's around the world!

FAITHYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU DA BEST !

by OUTERSAPCE ALIENS LOOK UP March 18, 2019

Fatherize

The act of making your partner notify you as their father, and/or owning them in a sexual way.

If Becky comes over here tonight, Im definitely gonna Fatherize that ass.

Aye girl, Im just trying to fatherize your ass tonight if you're up for it.

by PaladinGaming May 29, 2019

Father-Son Funtime

The action of father and son engaging in fun, family bonding activities

"Wow, Giorno and his dad sure are close."

"Of course they are! They have a lot of Father-Son Funtime."

by JohnnysGuitar June 3, 2019

Father

Father a man who will do anything and everything for his kids a man who will always keep his family safe a man who can be very funny but if you even look at his family wrong he will change his aditude and get his gun out but in the end will always be someone there for his children someone his kids look up to someone that would spend his last breath with his family someone who would risk his life for his children someone his hole family loves!!!

A Father is a hero.

by mora1411 June 16, 2019

Father Eli

The holy one who protects all. He has all knowledge of women and history.

Look at that father Eli.

by Father Eli July 4, 2019

Father

A father is someone who impregnated a living woman and created a small, screaming, annoying creature often known as a child.
Father's have a common tendency to leave after the child has been summoned by the sun god.

Person 1: Is your father home?
Person 2: Not yet, but we are expecting him to come home soon since after all he has been gone for 11 years.

by Kat Daniel August 25, 2019