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snuzz factor

the scale on which the snuzz, or cute/funny quality, of a pet or other animal is rated. The higher the snuzz factor, the higher the level of snuzz.
That Spanish-speaking ferret was just a little bit snuzzy until he started playing the accordian. After that, his snuzz factor increased by like 82 and a half. Maybe even 83.
by AndersP April 22, 2008
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Steezecake Factory

The place where a steezey or steeze actions occurs i.e shredding the mountain, grinding a rail, hitting a box, dancing through the night, etc. also a place where anything cool can or has happened. Anyone can go to the Steezecake Factory!
Dude wanna go to the Steezecake Factory and hit some sick jumps?

Waiter-"Welcome to the Steezecake Factory may I take your order?"

Anyone Cool- "Sure, i'll have an extra large gnarburger with extra pow-pow."
by Centaurus December 13, 2010
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making up historical facts

really just another way to accuse someone of lying or bullshitting.
1: I fucked Paris Hilton.
2: Will you PLEASE stop making up historical facts?
by KRHimself November 19, 2004
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The Jesse Factor

A right-wing blog run by Jesse and John, two psychopaths with a bizarre love for the Bush administration and complete, cess-ridden hatred for the left. One of the main draws of the site is the fact that Jesse is 15 years old and has parents that seemingly don't mind their son publishing slanderous and outright threatening tirades on the internet. His age definitely shines through as his articles are usually rife with spelling and grammar errors while typically sporting an extremely juvenile and immature tone throughout them.

The Jesse Factor usually features baseless and extremely vulgar attacks against liberals and Democrats that often fall apart once further analyzed. In one memorable entry, John claimed that there is much more oil in Alaska than there is in Iraq and as such, oil could not have been among the reasons to spark that particular conflict. A quick visit to the Energy Information Administration website, a branch of the US Department of Energy, proved him to be almost pitifully wrong. Not only that, the number he used to describe the amount of oil in Alaska (16 billion barrels) is the most optimistic one available, frequently contradicted by many experts, and a number often cited by a pro-drilling Alaskan senator alone.

They often do not include sources for their most controversial and damning assertions (stating that the Kerry family bought $500,000 in Halliburton stock, for instance) and usually resort to ad hominem attacks along with homophobic slurs to take up space in their rants. The writing often resembles that of a third-tier Maddox ripoff rather than the biting social and political commentary they were no doubt aiming for.

The Jesse Factor is more or less an extremely annoying variant of what is becoming a run-of-the mill internet presence: crazy assholes who think they know everything publishing their half-coherent drivel for everyone to see.
"I heard that Jesse of the Jesse Factor is a Libertarian. Well excuse me all to hell for being a Democrat, looks like this kid sides with the real winners."
by Squid Wrangler May 13, 2005
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ex factor

Your ex Boyfriend or Girlfriend whom you dont want to recall. They've been ex-ed.. NEXTT.
J: whos been bothering you?
E: The annoying ex factor.
by JordanLo February 3, 2008
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facts

Guy 1 : damn bruh this is some good weed
Guy 2 : yo facts facts
by kushndgatorade September 12, 2014
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

v-The occurrence of one white woman, having sexual intercourse with multiple black partners.
adj-A white woman who enjoys vigorous sex with only black partners
n- a white male who has sexual intercourse with a woman who normally has sexual encounters, or rather "adventures", with black males
See that chick over there? She's been to the chocolate factory...

I am going to charlie and the chocolate factory you so hard tonight!
by YouKidsLikeJazz November 26, 2010
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