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Fail Lines

1. Lines of snow that appear across a failure's driveway. This person (usually a migrant from Illinois to the fine state of Wisconsin) sucks so bad at shoveling their driveway that they create fail lines in places where the snow overflowed from either side of their shovel. Usually these lines run horizontally for the entire length of their driveway.

2. It can also be a noun describing the person previously described.
1. Man 1: Dude, you have to clean up those fail lines.
Man 2: Yea, I know. Three people already asked if I was from Chicago.

2. "That new neighbor of yours roots for the Bears? He must be such a fail lline..."
by The Wonderful WIz January 18, 2011
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Failbug

when someone fails but do so in a cute way or/and are cute.
Girlfriend:Ahh Kaja just broke my phone :c
Boyfriend: Aww, you are a failbug Veronika :)

girlfriend: *slap* >:D
by Turtlebug February 20, 2011
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Failbug

1: When someone fails, and "fail" is too harsh of a word, you can use failbug instead.

2: If someone fails but in a cute way and/or is cute/adorable.
Girlfriend: I just slipped and fell on ice :(
Boyfriend: Aww its okay my little failbug, i still love you.
Girlfriend: hehe thanks, but you are the failbug in this situation :D
by TurtleBug February 22, 2011
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Failed^2

When a person failure is so far beyond the limitations of the word fail.
Person A: I just met a guy at a bar who told me he loved me, I was so happy that I slept with him.

Person B: Really? You have Failed^2 in life.
by Kurt Austin March 12, 2011
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Failband

Band that a musician starts or joins with the intention of making it big, but due to lack of commitment, untalented musicians and no ambition other than said musician (whether that musician is a vocalist, guitarist, drummer, bassist, pianist, whatever) and the band falls apart. Giving the said musician no progress in his musical experience other than the impression that he should try going solo to avoid failbands.
Failbands: Fuck that.
by Tristanimous Bachitous November 18, 2011
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Fail

F irst
A ttempt
I n

L ife
Dude 1: LOL! You fail!
Dude 2: First attempt in life ;)
Dude 1: *confused look*
by Hurradurrp January 26, 2012
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fail-fro

Curly hair on a bad day. Frizzy, all over the place, heat conductor.
I did my hair but once I got to the park, I was already sporting the fail-fro.
by CaptainYellowGiraffe July 18, 2012
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