first niglets

Nickname for Sasha and Malia Obama. See also niglet.

The first niglets are on the Disney channel again.

by abx9500 November 23, 2010

oak forest

the best place to pop pills, get high, drink, many whores there(: alot of parties. youll always have fun here. everyone knows everyone, rumors get around. dont trust anyone. alot of fake people. they try to turn house parties into raves but it doesnt always work out. cops are pussies here, run & youll get away. also known as "cokeforest"; lots of coke heads. & alcoholics. best place to raise your child, theyll have fun here. hahahah oak forest high school is the place to go. oak fest is the shitttt. (this town isnt always like what im saying, its just how alot of people i hang out withh are) lots of preps, people in sports. stuck up people, fake people. lots of bad, crazy bitches (: that's pretty much all i can think of (: but shit, i have alot of fun there! & i dont even live there♥

in oak forest, you can drink, party, anywhere or everywhere. its alot of fun.

by badbitchhh May 19, 2011

Nottingham Forest

An amazing team with a great history they were known best in 1979-1980 winning the European cup 2 times in a row but now they are doing decent with Barry McKay doing amazing

1. Nottingham Forest did amazing yesterday
2. Of course we did we've got loads of good players
1.Hey we totally forested them today
2. Yeah we do did

by Real Red November 25, 2017

your first name

What stupid people or people trying to be funny look up because Urban Dictionary tells them to.

Idiot: *reads "look up anything, like your first name"* Hmmm well I have nothing else to do so I'm going to literally search up "your first name".

by ~The Wizard~ January 6, 2013

lake forest park

A hella rich depressing town. Lots of trees so you lose power all the time. Posers and longboarders chill at LFP mall where there's not much going on. Go to Alderwood or Northgate, losers. Shitty lake views and all the forests give teens lots of places to smoke dope. Maybe not quite as many stoners as the Muk or Shoreline, but it's close.

Dude, let's go to Lake Forest Park mall!! There's so much to do!!!

Shut up poser, nobody likes you. Enjoy your shitty Civic Club and Third Place Books, I'm going to a real place.

by omgwtfz0mfgh4t3rs April 20, 2009

love at first sight

it does not exist. it is lust, people!

when girls say it was love at first sight, it is lust. they didn't fall in love when they first saw him; they just want his fat steamy dick.

by Dieje March 31, 2009

first rights

The blessing altar boys receive before the priest baptizes their assholes with semen.

After Father George gave the young boy's virgin asshole first rights it was "hole"ier than ever.

by shrimp farmer March 24, 2010