Pre-game fail

Vommiting during the pre-drink stage of a bar night, causing you spend more money catching up the rest of the night.

Damn it man why do you always pre-game fail, no wonder why you never have enough money for the cab ride home.

by drew-seph November 12, 2009

washing machine fail

when a washing machine self destructs while spinning

Are you doing washing machine fail?

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

99% will fail.

What a stupid idiot says on Facebook posts to get attention.

What is 1 + 1? 99% will fail.

by Mici Macko October 6, 2018

full bladder fail

When you have a full bladder and don't make it to the bathroom in time.

I went to use the gas station bathroom but it was out of order with a full bladder that couldn't hold anymore so I had a full bladder fail right there.

by stuffed animal lovers youtuber April 17, 2021

Merry-Go-Fail

When you need something resolved to move to the next step but you need the next step resolved to fix the first step. Rinse and repeat

Quality Assurance Team: “Hey Team, can you look at this bug I found? It’s blocking all testing.
Team: We’re busy right now but can you test this new stuff?
Quality Assurance Team: Not until you fix the old stuff.
Team: But the new stuff fixes the old stuff
Quality Assurance Team: But we can’t test the old stuff to then test the new stuff! This a real merry-go-fail

by Baxter Wilde May 3, 2023

Chick-fail-A

another word for chick-fil-a because well.. the menu fucking fails ass and their lemonade is supposed to be legendary i guess but really its not that good at all and the pulp makes it that much shitier.

ex. mm what shall we have..

ex i dunno wtf..? theres only 2 items on the menu

Chick-fail-a

by Chris Jenrette May 17, 2009

fail whale

A beached whale.

oh em gee, we must help that beached whale.
no let's lol at the fail whale

by XombieJer March 2, 2010