epic fail

1) a person who fails extremely bad2)a person who got pwned

Oliver: Isn't Shane an Epic Fail?Minwoo: Course.

by hermhermherm March 30, 2009

Epic Fail

A type of failure in World of Warcraft that is impossible, but yet still happens, because the person or persons responsible, are just totally uber suck.

Llaith, a level 80 DK was /gkicked after doing a Guild Achievement run in Kara, he wiped the group on Chess. EPIC FAIL!!!

A group of 2000+ WH rating geared raiders attempted to do Naxx 10, but after 3 wipes before Noth on trash, and 5 wipes on Noth, the group fell apart. EPIC FAIL!!!

by forwardbias August 25, 2009

epic fail

See Windows ME, Uwe Boll, Tim

One epic fail is the worst OS ever coded, one epic fail is the worst director to ever film, and the biggest epic fail is the worst person to ever live.

by zsta2k7 March 2, 2008

epic fail

Cheering for the underog in a sporting event and actually thinking they'd win.

Raiders fan: Dude the Eagles blew that game against the Cardinals on Sunday!
Eagles fan: Hey at least my team made it to the championship game!

Epic fail to both fans.

by CozNY January 19, 2009

Epic Fail

Something that failed so criminally, that it is considered tragic and inescapably humiliating to the fail-er. Good for a laugh, though, and often times enjoyment is found out of making fun of it.

The literature that was the fourth book in the "Twilight" Saga - "Breaking Dawn". The epic fail of Breaking Dawn succesfully caused pandemonium of the highest caliber to befall the entirety of the Twilight fandom.

by Fiyera February 24, 2009

Whale Fail

when someone says something that is just so "mind numbingly vile and reprehensible yet stupifyingly unfunny and embarresing" they get something even worse than a "Facepalm" they get a Whale Fail

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Boy: Why do Negro people smell like gorilla feces?

Boy 2: You sir deserve a Whale Fail
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by delusion72 July 9, 2010

epic fail

A term made famous by a Jew with more nicknames than ever thought of. It is usually put to use when describing someone/something that just can't do anything but lose/error/suck/etc.

Guy # 1: I just took your Bishop!
Guy # 2: Dude that was my Knight! You are Epic fail!!!

by THE Rainbow Tree January 18, 2009