emily jarecki

A cracka ass white girl from Vermont who thinks she's hood.

Look at that saltine ass cracka out in the hay fields, she looks like Emily Jarecki.

by Rizzle D-Bo November 10, 2008

Empty Brain Syndrome

- the short-term disease that occurs when one is asked to recall something or give an example to prove their point, but cannot remember anything to do so

-otherwise known as EBS.

Edna: Something weird always seems to happen to me on the 18th of every month at precisely 6.09 at night
Larry: Such as.. ?
Edna: Umm.. I cant remember anything right now
Larry: Ah, empty brain syndrome
Edna: Yep

by katykinz. December 16, 2008

empty chair

Any uncomfortable moment during a political stump speech.

"Did you notice that Chris Christie barely even mentioned Mitt Romney in his speech at the Republican National Convention?"

"Yeah, it was a total empty chair."

by dscully September 5, 2012

Emily

A total bitch that likes to kick people. Nice when she wants to be (which is almost never).

"I won't tell on Emily only because she scares me."

by Nashi_DragneelFT February 28, 2018

Emily

A literal back stabbing bitch. Not pretty. Usually blonde with blue eyes so she would’ve been safe in the holocaust unfortunately. Sleeps with everyone and is never loyal to one person. And if u find an Emily that isn’t like this well damn ur lucky! Do not trust Emily.

Manny: wow, she’s SO rude and backstabbing. She’s definitely an Emily. I can’t believe she said I cheated on you, I would never!!
Elaine: I know! She’s such a bitch! She cheats on everyone!!!

by cupKakke-bish May 31, 2018

Emily

if you ever meet an Emily, never let her go. she is amazing. she is the most gorgeous outgoing girl. she is a girl that you cant wait to see and you laugh all day and night. Emily's bring out the best in everyone and you will never want to be apart from her. people will mistake her for an angel. she would rather make other people happy than her.

Jackson: ugh! I want to date a girl that is amazing, beautiful , sweet, and kind
Kyle: oh Ill introduce you to Emily. you'll be perfect together

by thats me princess January 14, 2015

Emily

Emily's are bitches that live underground and drink the blood of kittens.

Man that serial killer is such an Emily

by Winnerwinner November 24, 2013