Evan

A nice guy who is medium height and brown wavy hair. He is the friend of the captain of the hockey team and gets rejected by the girls but always has friend who likes him he is the guy girls get to hookup with. Evan is a athlete and tries to impress. Evan is an all around good guy

Kali: who's that over there next to Keith he's good looking

Abby: that's so a Evan

by 1001question1001 August 15, 2015

Evan

Evan is a guy with an incredibly small penis usually grows hair long and looks like a pussy

OMG Evan is such a pussy

by Dylan Kettle May 29, 2016

neon genesis evangelion fan

neon genesis evangelion is a popular anime, featuring the weird ass main character, shinji akari

a neon genesis evangelion fan is also known as a virgin with no friends.
these beings are usually found indoors and have never seen the light of day, or touched grass.

person 1: hey, im a neon genesis evangelion fan!
person 2: ew. dont talk to me, loser

by karmz April 3, 2022

evanescent

beginning to become slippery; man boobular.

"First, the gropemeter went off a few times; then their relationship started to turn evanescent."

"Did you enjoy the movie?"
"It looked good, but after the lights went down, things got evanescent."
"wow,hebede-jebedez!"

by yeah, a no-go October 18, 2004

eivanna

an eivanna is super cool and has super big tits...hahaha...she has a best fran named sofia and she is super cool too...an eivanna is super hot and gives guys boners wen she works out in 5th per. PE hahaha

love u eiv

damn that eivanna has given me a narly boner

by sofia callaci June 15, 2010

Evan Harmon

super awesome bestie of Lauren.

Evan Harmon and Lauren are besties

by HellotKItty89 March 22, 2011

evand

Evand is the coolest nigga ik fam like he even tho he’s a pothead and kind of retarted get you an evand bro he’s so chill and funny and he helps people when they need him the most

Man evand got the weed dude

For real bro

Yeah man holy smokes

And I seen him bang that chick bro

For real bro

Yeah dude

by Sammyboy59 January 8, 2018