Edward

The most annoying guy you could meet; nigger

Girl 1: you know that kid Edward

Girl 2: yeah
Girl 1: he is so annoying

by Big_d_candy07 November 20, 2023

James Edward Logan Hugh V

Literally the same meaning as ‘perfect’ but more perfect than perfect.

Wow, that’s absolutely James Edward Logan Hugh V

by anonymous January 22, 2021

Edward

A blonde haired idiot that has no friends, is loved by short fat girls, has a tiny penis that he wants handsome guys to taste, and probably touches himself to pics of minors.

"I really hate that blonde haied, small dick idiot"

"Oh, you mean Edward?"

by Mistor Guy December 2, 2023

edward stirrup hands

A man who has stirrups that extend from his arms at the flick of a wrist, in order to provide a comfortable place for his woman to put her feet while he eats her juicy pussy. Often one stirrup is equipped with a flashlight in case he wants to see the muff he is diving into.

I was making out with BJ last night and as he was starting to go down on me he quickly transformed into edward stirrup hands....it was amazing, I got to just lay back, relax and enjoy it without having to hold my legs apart.

by Tittsmcgee November 2, 2017

dylan edwards

The sexiest man on planet earth if u know a Dylan you are very lucky because he is very sexy and amazing

Dylan edwards is amazing and sexy

by Dylan_no_comment June 2, 2022

Edward Casanova

A highly-influential modern-day economist who sure loves his women.

Edward Casanova claimed that the EverQuest video-game's fictional empire of Norrath had a super-strong economy; I wonder if a lot of the members of his supposed lady-friends "harem" came from that imaginary land, as well?

by QuacksO April 23, 2019

Edward and Chelsea

Edward and Chelsea are the greatest couples alive. They're both into deep conversations. Both are very loyal to each other. Both of them are very attractive and are very jealous and overprotective. Both are very funny and usually tell jokes to each other. Edward could usually get boners just by thinking of Chelsea. And Chelsea could get wet by doing the same thing. Both Edward and Chelsea talk about real stuff as in lasting long in their relationship, getting married, and having children. Edward and Chelsea are the best couples yet.

*Edward and Chelsea walk past a group of girls while holding hands*

First girl: They're still together?
Second girl: Ugh, I wish I had a relationship like theirs
First girl: They're sooo luckyyy.
Third girl: Yeahh:(

by CheGhost5244 July 9, 2018