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Shut the front door

This is the phrase you say when you are in front of young people, old people, and your boss. Or if you just don't want to cuss. It is a lot better than saying "What the fuck!?" Or "Shut your mouth!". It is a censor phrase and is commonly used by Stacey London on What Not to Wear.
Lisa:"Bobby and I got engaged!"
Amy:"Shut the front door!"
by SCFoggy December 10, 2010
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the door in the floor

it is a euphamism for shame, guilt, maddening consequences; stemming from "A tell tale heart," by Edgar Allen Poe, where in he describes the agony of conscience. The murderer places the victim under the floorboards and drives himself crazy by imagining his heart beating through the wood.
Hey yo, every since I stole that lady's purse I've been having the door in the floor!
by Kat November 20, 2004
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space shuttle door gunner

A humorous reference to rear echelon personnel who like to talk up how much combat experience they have.
Yeah, that Jack is a real hero. Ask him about his tour as a Space Shuttle Door Gunner if you want to shut him up.
by Jordan Bowels October 16, 2005
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suicide door

A door in a building on the second floor or higher leading outside that probably had a balcony or porch at one time, but now leads to nowhere. A door like this where there is something soft at the ground to cushion your fall does not count as a suicide door.
If you're going over to my aunt's house, watch out for the suicide door on the third floor.
by Pumble September 24, 2005
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Doorknob licker

Someone who still believes that the Coronavirus isn't a thing and refuses to quarantine or practice social distancing.
Look at all those doorknob lickers protesting in Michigan. They are going to catch Coronavirus and spread it to everyone.
by csnpnt00 April 15, 2020
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door date

the person you show up to the door of a party/function/get together with.
yeah ashley was my door date, but im gonna see what ass i can get tonight.
by locals only November 11, 2006
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Doork-Knob

A person who does not like a movie that the person in question loves. ESPECIALLY, Pirates of the Carribean 3.
"OMG, you're such a doork-knob. You dont like POTC3!!!"

OR

"OMG rob, you're such a doork-knob! lol!"
by OMGAM January 8, 2009
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