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fuzzy drink 

When you fuck up spelling Fizzy Drink and make people think you drink water with cat hair in it
I love to drink some fuzzy drinks after a long days work.

To drink someone under the coffin 

1) when someone tries to keep pace with your drinking rate (usually alcohol); however, they are unable to handle it, so they pass out and almost certainly die.

2) a much more serious and stronger version of “to drink someone under the table
Ricky: “Bobby claimed to be able to chug more tequila then I could, so I drank that bitch under the coffin!”

Austin: “damn I’ll make sure to send flowers to his widow.”

A example of how to drink someone under the coffin

poop drink 

an alcoholic beverage made of with no direction. simply put, an amalgam of random ingredients you found around the house in an attempt to get more drunk quicker.
bro last night i made a poop drink so i could get absolutely shit faced. it worked but i feel sick as hell...
poop drink by fyve May 12, 2020

Fountain Drink 

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!
Fountain Drink by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020

skinny drink of water 

US slang: (noun) A person with a thin, gangly body. Also used with: thin, scrawny, tall
"Who's that skinny drink of water?"
The tall drink of water was just up my alley.
skinny drink of water by mgrov13 November 19, 2020

No drink Friday 

All Friday’s you are not allowed to drink
Katelyn wanted to drink but was told it was no drink Friday.
No drink Friday by Old papi November 20, 2020