drunk noodle

This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.

girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.

by jimmybomm July 13, 2020

drunk rush

The swell in the occupancy of a restaurant during the late night/early morning when business should typically be slow.

Why is there so many cars in Whataburger's parking lot this late? Oh yea, the drunk rush.

by Ohgir August 20, 2008

air drunk

When you're "drunk" but haven't touched alcohol

Damn we're gonna get so air drunk today 😍😍😍

by 727! September 24, 2022

face drunk

When you're so drunk, you talk all up in a friend's or stranger's face.

You can tell Kristin is face drunk, huh? She is right up in that dude's face.

by k_elie September 6, 2015

Drunk Bidding

The act of bidding on something on eBay while intoxicated. In the following days, the drunk bidder hopes that he/she get outbid and doesn't have to pony up the cash.

While drunk bidding, Jason was stuck with the horizontal band saw after no one outbid him.

by gizzmo696 May 8, 2012

Party Drunk

A person who gets loud and somewhat obnoxious after a few or several drinks but is more funny than annoying and therefore a pleasure to have in attendance.

Oh wow! Guess who just arrived.
She is one of the all time great party drunks!

by Red Sam Black June 29, 2014

Phone Drunk

(adj) - A lack of coordination and/or concentration while performing a task caused by the simultaneous use of a cellular device.

#1.
Person1: that girl is staggering around trying to put a sign up while on her phone.

Person2: She's Phone Drunk.

#2.
Person1: Wow she crashed into that guy's car because she was distracted by her cell phone.

Person2: Sounds like she was Phone Drunk.

by TecKrieger August 12, 2012