douchebag

I. One who is:

a. An asshole
b. Annoying
c. Makes no sense at all
d. a vagina (insult)

Jimmy: I told Melissa you're gay, so she wouldn't go out with you.
Sean: WTF, you douchebag.I knew you were uncool! one

by cece December 16, 2004

douchebag

a person who searches the internet for said word.

yep, you my friend, are a douchebag.

by look at you, dirty fucker September 16, 2010

DJ Douchebag

That DJ you've added to Facebook that sends constant invites to crappy events. He always has the place bumping, usually with 5 people in attendance and considers anyone that praises his work as his best friend. A real douchebag. Tells everyone how much he gets laid when he in fact has a girlfriend of 7 years at home that he has a mortgage with. Also has a meme based off of him: memegenerator.net/dj-douchebag

DJDB: "man I had that party BUMPIN' tonight!"
Me: "There were only 4 people there"
DJDB: "EVERYONE LOVES ME"
Me: "Your a douchebag, DJ, and DJ Douchebag"

by FLATLAND FUNKY SMELLING MUSIC November 7, 2011

douchebagadocious

When an individual engages in an act so full of douchbaggery it triggers a positive subconscious reaction and elicits a positive emotion. Thus turning a douchebag move into a solid effort.

Did you see Matt hook up with that married chick? She was so hot I think it was douchebagadocious!

by Sloppy_Da_Hut November 25, 2009

Douchebag

Googling Google = Douchebag
YouTubing Youtube = Douchebag
UrbanDictionarying UrbanDictionary = Douchebag

Etc etc.

I googled google and it came up with a page that just said Douchebag..

by BilleMerkin October 19, 2010

douchebag

A technical term for adherents of the political philosophy of anarchism.

Specifically useful in reference to those who embrace "anarchism without adjectives," or reject the communist tradition within anarchism.

Wow, did you go to the spokes council last night? What a bunch of douchebags.

by canweriotnow October 6, 2011

douchebag

An immature asshole that texts his girlfriend to break up with her, and then when she confronts him he asks her if she would like to come in for a taco. He also doesn't open doors for females and sits on his ass and plays Halo 3 with his butt buddies all day. And he likes to make it a point that his favorite color is purple.

I wonder why Allen is the biggest douchebag in the world. Maybe its because he has a small penis?

by heonlywishes April 28, 2008