dirt nap

When a drunk person falls down on a dirty floor/ground and proceeds to stay there
"After all that vodka, she took a dirt nap at a pizza joint"
by stew19 October 29, 2009
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dirt merchant

A person who is employed by the NAVY and disobeys direct orders and regulations. A dirt merchant may also intentionally not salute officers. Also a person who smells of cigarettes, copenhagen, booze, and strippers.
Cody is a real dirt merchant.
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dirt-eater

Persons who come from or have ancestry in the continent of Asia or the Pacific Islands. This term is rooted in fact because asians sqaut and enjoy dirt.
I can't believe my friend Kevin is dating a swarthy dirt-eater
by Dude-Person March 18, 2003
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Dirt Squirrel

A dirt squirrel is a person who exhibits rather irritating annoying behavior amongst others. They tend to have dirty bum holes, poo stained underwear and have unnecessarily large amounts of hair located over the mustache area of the face and lower regions south of the belt buckle. The word can be used in Context

"Wow Hailey you really are a dirt squirrel" or " Hey stop buying smoothies you dirt squirrels" or "Hey shock ramp your a ming mang Dirt Squirrel"
Dirt Squirrel
by thatsrightmate April 14, 2010
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Bum Dirt

The remainder of bum beef around your ring
I must go and clean of this bum dirt!
by Matilda Dave August 09, 2003
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Dirt Squirrel

Similar to a Red Neck, a Dirt Squirrel is poor, uneducated and uncouth. The difference is Dirt Squirrel's have dirty necks and can't actually achieve a "red neck." More commonly found in the Rural southwest regions of the USA. Most notably being from Arizona. Dirt Squirrels rarely bathe. Often crooked teeth but always yellowish tartar build up and bad breath. Live in dirty, cluttered and over crowded conditions.
Look at those Dirt Squirrels over there Dirt Squirreling it up!
by wci2003 April 12, 2019
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Wetting the dirt

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizingthe dirt”.
“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”
by The turdburgalar January 03, 2021
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