Comcasted

To be fucked over by comcast customer support including but not limited to customer service, comcast technicians, or the comcast equipment they provide. This also could include technicians not showing up to the job and lying about leaving messages.

I got comcasted today when I left work early to wait for Comcast to come and repair my internet only to not have anyone show up for the appointment.

by mrobz September 9, 2016

Comcastic

When an ISP is being shitty, spotty, or fucks you over without lubing or putting on a condom first, then you get ISP-STDs, AKA the Comcasts. It's similar to the aftermath of an interracial three way in the back of some fat gay dude's RV.

My life is Comcastic :( - Why? - I keep getting fucked by my internet service provider.

My ISP promised it to be (this fast! super fast!) but I'm only getting about 10% of it. My internet is Comcastic! :(

by rreighe2 July 8, 2016

Comatable

When someone is so easy to come at

Brian is a comatable little ho.

by Avalimee June 7, 2016

Comstipated

The state of being a communist endures whilst living/being in a capitalist economy

Ever since the USSR ended, I've been comstipated in this new Federation.

by Soviet Ty August 23, 2016

Coasterbate

The act of masturbating while driving down the road.

Truckers who are on the road for days or weeks at a time will often coasterbate to stave off boredom.

by Grogathor May 26, 2017

Coastal

Coastal denotes a lazy attitude and a go with the flow demeanour. It also can describe a state of mind as in "no fucks given"

Hey that guy just cut you off! Don't stress man I'm coastalas fuck right now.

Or
I need an answer here - I'm running out of time, why don't you guys don't care? We're coastal man.

by Memphis Meltdown October 27, 2017

comartist

An unofficial class in communism

Man these comartists are taking all the bread before it's been distributed

by Retinal tumor December 8, 2017