Colchester

A city in Essex which is bursting with disappointment, dissatisfaction and anything else you can think of starting with “D”

“Hey, I was thinking.. do you wanna pop into Colchester this evening. Grab a pint and that”
“No, go fuck yourself”

by SmallChildrenPissMeOff December 28, 2022

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Columbiner

Someone who comes to school in a trench coat, or combat boots, and if they're feeling really cool they'll bring both. They will also pretend that they dont know what Columbine is

"Wow look at that edgy fuck with the wrath t shirt, fucking Columbiner"
"Idk they're pretty based"
"Kill yourself"

by kick punch kid January 22, 2023

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Columbian Dancing Dust

Synonym for cocaine.

That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard. I think Management needs to lay off the Columbian Dancing Dust.

by chrisssy226 February 18, 2023

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Columbian Cowtail

The act of putting party drugs under ones foreskin.

I tried the Columbian cowtail ,and now I forgot how to pee

by MaliciousBohab March 10, 2023

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A city in Ohio with a hyperactive towing crew just lying in wait so they can snatch up your car the moment you break down and impound it so you have to spend extra time retrieving it even though you were just passing through and stopped briefly but now you're stuck for three days and not only need to pay to get your car back from the thieves who are the town, but need to also have your car repaired afterwards.

Hey, man. Whatever you do, do not stop in Columbus.

by The Wild Weston March 18, 2023

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