Colin Branan

THE SEXIEST MAN ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH NO QUESTIONS ASKED

Damn he’s a colin branan he’s so fucking hot I’m gonna sploodge

by RxE454 August 1, 2023

Colin

A Colin is a person who opens your eyes to the universe when you're feeling lost. He is a warrior who knows the way cause he paved it himself, a resilient guy that takes lemons and squeezes them in life's eyes. Go find yourself a Colin to go on some life changing adventures.

Mo: Hey man, I've been feeling so down in the dumps
Jad: Dude you need to get yourself a Colin to show you the way

by FarAltec8250 July 21, 2024

Colin

WHOA! Your reaction when you see Colin's penis!

How was your night?

Surprising, I slept with a Colin. I'm not walking straight today.

by FarAltec8250 July 21, 2024

Colin Patrick McKeon

With exceptional quality, especially in music

The last bar of Movement 3 was Colin Patrick McKeon level

by Mr@v3r33 September 7, 2023

Colinbine

a dude named colin whos fucking cracked as shit and gets so many hoes

Dude, he just took seven hoes from Colinbine, stand em on a line

by sudonym420penjamin October 2, 2023

Colin Jost

The bland, mediocre, talentless, unfunny, and totally forgettable "Generic-Ass White Boy" who hosts that shitty news segment that nobody watches on "saturday night live". Looks like a reject from "The Book of Mormon" cast. While Jost is NOWHERE NEAR as talentless, mediocre, and unfunny as his mind-numbingly irritating predecessor, "jimmy fallon"; he is still extremely annoying in the sense that he is yet another prime example of a TRULY "C-Tier Entertainer" (at best) being undeservedly propped up in showbusiness by Lorne Michaels' & his INFAMOUS taste in bland, milktoast comedians. Basically, it's the same bullshit that ADAM SANDLER pulls for some of his more "talentless showbiz pals" — kevin james, david spade, rob schneider, etc.

HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: Watching Colin Jost's "Bland, Uninspired, Limp-Dicked Comedy" has been known to cause PERMANENT impotence in male viewers.

by Squat Cobbler 187 October 29, 2023

Colin

Its Colin... JUST FRICKING COLIN!1!?!?1?

David: I can't describe him, he's just COLIN
Mathew: He's nice but does not care about anyone other than himself
Sarah: no, he's just colin LIKE, bleh

by FeetLoverLOL November 6, 2023