A band that you love but refuse to share with other or post about out of fear they will blow up on TikTok or other media and will no longer be unique to you.
“I’m so mad, my closet band went viral and I can’t afford their tickets now.”
Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”
You: “no, this is my closet band”
Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”
You: “no, this is my closet band”
by Itkillsyou_band November 21, 2023
Get the Closet band mug.In British English, a closet, apart from its more usual meaning of a cupboard or a toilet, etc. Is used to refer to someone who is a bit of a fool or an idiot.
by trebushett November 30, 2023
Get the Closet mug.lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???
by iamlexiv December 6, 2023
Get the the closet is fucking glass mug.is used to tell someone that they're borderline homosexual even though they claim otherwise, which is telling them that the closet they're hiding in is transparent, everyone can see them clearly in that closet.
"Dude, have you heard Lady Gaga's song 'Boys Boys Boys'? I'm not gay but it's just sooooo good! She's such a queen."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."
by sackO'tatoes December 12, 2023
Get the the closet is glass mug.1. People who pretend they are arty and authentic but are actually basic. 2. People who have no individual sense of style, but merely copy from more artistic people , I.e. authentic artists.
“Wow, look at those new Doc Martens she has”
“Na, she is closet basic. She works in marketing and I saw her at brunch last weekend.”
“Na, she is closet basic. She works in marketing and I saw her at brunch last weekend.”
by Brooklyn Paulie December 13, 2023
Get the Closet Basic mug.A closeted pedophile is a type of person who has a sexual attraction towards characters that are drawn like children in anime or cartoons or even in other media, these characters can sometimes act like children too.
person one: uhhh dude it doesnt matter that the dragon loli is my waifu shes like wayyyy older than me i mean like yeah like she acts like a kid too but like shes cute you know.
person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.
person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.
by PissingNShitting December 17, 2023
Get the Closeted Pedophile mug.Someone who is 'becoming less closeted' exhibits certain behaviors.
Although such a person is still closeted (by definition) any individual who is subject to such behavior can be reassured that their associate or peer is in fact ‘becoming less closeted’.
The most apparent circumstance wherein an absolute lack of irrefutability persists by accord to what is within association to an individual's will to ‘become less closeted’ takes place when a person who is ‘becoming less closeted’ engages another individual with a private message on any social networking site and then proceeds to block the recipient.
This is a sure sign that the sender is ‘becoming less closeted’.
Note: If the final message before the act of ‘blocking’ contains a ‘laugh cry emoji’ then there ought to be no uncertainty that the transmitter is doing their very best and putting forth their very best effort within a pursuit to ‘become less closeted’.
Although such a person is still closeted (by definition) any individual who is subject to such behavior can be reassured that their associate or peer is in fact ‘becoming less closeted’.
The most apparent circumstance wherein an absolute lack of irrefutability persists by accord to what is within association to an individual's will to ‘become less closeted’ takes place when a person who is ‘becoming less closeted’ engages another individual with a private message on any social networking site and then proceeds to block the recipient.
This is a sure sign that the sender is ‘becoming less closeted’.
Note: If the final message before the act of ‘blocking’ contains a ‘laugh cry emoji’ then there ought to be no uncertainty that the transmitter is doing their very best and putting forth their very best effort within a pursuit to ‘become less closeted’.
Hey, guess what? Walter Mercado slipped into my DM’s and then blocked me immediately afterward.
It appears he is ‘becoming less closeted’. Good for him.
I think I’ll screenshot his activities and post them in the group we share along with a definition of what it means to ‘become less closeted’.
It appears he is ‘becoming less closeted’. Good for him.
I think I’ll screenshot his activities and post them in the group we share along with a definition of what it means to ‘become less closeted’.
by Sir H.C. Notneb April 13, 2023
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