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Band Camp

The time before Marching Season starts, tradtionally a couple before school starts. They practice drills and marching. They recieve show music for football games and practice it.

NO sexual actions are performed during this time. its not the time for sex, its time for work. So if you think bad things happen, get it over it. That "one time at band camp..." thing is so false. Get over it.
"Last year at band camp, she totally fainted from locking her kness."
by Fizzle the flute June 19, 2006
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Campbells Girl

Camp-bells (kam-buhls, kam-uhl) Girl (Gurh-elle)
-Noun

-A female, who meets all qualifications for attractiveness, body type, height, and overall package. Often, these women are out of the 'average' mans league and are sought after by many or all. Women frequently are jealous of the "Campbells Girl", as she is always more attractive than the average girl.

-Campbells Girl(s) can be found at at most brand-popular retail clothing stores such as (Abercrombie, Hollister, Guess... Etc). There is also a high probablity that they will sport this clothing, and try to replicate the models/look of these retailers (if they are not already a store model).

-They are an average height of 5' to 5-4", and an average weight of 95lbs to 115lbs (max). Breast size varies.

-A Campbells Girl would prefer a "Mocha Chai Latte" from Starbucks over the standard Tea or Coffee from Tim Hortons(CDN) or Dunkin Donuts(USA).

-They typically do not have to pay for anything, such as cell phone bills, rent, clothing, food, credit car, as this is covered by the Bank of Dad.

-A Campbells Girl (on the road) can be spotted in a newer Civic, Tiburon, Sunfire or Cobalt (Automatic Transmissions). Typically, it can be noted that her car is "a piece of shit, I wish my parents would get me something else".

-A Campbells Girl can be a one-night stand, or a 6-12 month girlfriend(max).

-A Campbells girl can often be mistaken for Wife Material, however, this confusion should never occur.

-A Campbells Girl often already knows the league of man she can aquire.

-A Campbells Girl usually claims to be a model, or aspiring model/actress.

-Sexual Capabilities: Often, this is left up to the man who courts her into bed. This is a grey area and varies from hood rat to chicken head.

-Generally she will be the type to take photos of herself (many), and have them posted on popular websites such as facebook. She will most often NOT have to show off her incredible physical features such as cleavage, legs, ass, as it is/should be already obvious that she is extremely hot.

-Campbells Girls, on the international rating scale of 1-10, fall between low 8.0 to 10.0 +
Shayne:

"Oh wow, look at that girl across the cafeteria with the killer ass, she's definetely a Campbells Girl"
by Werdna Llebpmac_2 April 1, 2009
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camp as Christmas

A phrase to affirm someone or something's 'camp ness'

When you think about it, Christmas is pretty camp.

Shopping, tinsel and sparkly baubles! You can't get much more camp than that!
"That Elton John and his fella, are as camp as Christmas"
by Daft Vader September 17, 2008
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camper

player, especially in a first person shooter, who plants himself behind doors, in shadowed corners, behind crates, etc. and waits for enemy players to rush by and be shot from behind. Campers are called so because they choose such a spot and will often, for the duration of the game, not move from there or will only move to find a new 'camping' spot. The word is usually used in a derogatory manner, but the strategy is in fact quite legitimate. Happens in real life doesn't it? Snipers are, by default, campers as they have to find that perfect spot where they remain undiscovered and can lay down hellfire upon their enemies from afar.
damn! got n00bed by a camper!! >.<

AMBUSH!! thrice bedamned campers!
by Tenchu April 26, 2006
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Camp Sea Gull

28510 is where it's at. The best camp ever. Girls camp, Camp Seafarer. Camp Sea Gull has the hottest, preppiest boys on the East Coast. Best place in the world.

Best known for;
.lacoste shirts with popped collars
.seagull belt
.knot in swimband
.having at least one pair of rainbows
.being excellent sailors
.sending letters with cologne sprayed
.dancing in the cage to southern music
.trading shorts with seafarer girls on the pier
.being hot and preppy
.never taking off sunglasses, croakies
Sea Gull boy: Hey do you want to dance to this great southern music?

Seafarer girl: Yes of course!

-Later-

Sea Gull boy: Will you be my Susie?

Seafarer girl: Yeah! Will you be my Johnny?

*ties knot in swimband*
by Harper March 8, 2005
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Clamping

Camping in such a small space you feel like you are sleeping in a clam. Rustic camping. Camping without glam. The opposite of glamping
I'm not glamping like those idiots. Im clamping the way all real men do.
by Uselessunknown September 5, 2015
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camp seafarer

THE BEST CAMP EVER! I am going to miss Ceal soo much xoxo all my Seafarer ladys
seagull boy:will you be my Suzie Seafarer
Seafarer girl: YES
10 years later...
seagull boy:will you merry me
Seafarer girl:YESSS
by seafarer chick January 26, 2005
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