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Ching Chong Chode Chop

Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.

The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.

In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.

In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
by nebula49 December 31, 2020
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Words that clearly cut Asians, as proven in previous examples

It is used as a joke for the most part, sometimes used to hurt. In this case its done both hurt and mocked yet also made people laugh
Hey there you dumb gook, are you gonna speak your ching chong language no one even understands?
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Tony is real and is a person you can trust. Tony makes everyone feel happy he does not bring any negative energy. He has a great sense of humor and is smexy as hell and he is taken by a beautiful girl. Tony can be very anti social because people are "weird" Tony is the smart one of the group and is cautious of what he is doing. In chinese 'chong' means charge, Tony will do anything and have the never say die mindset. Tony is a love able person and will never cross you due to his big heart. He will always be by your side.
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Tony is real and is a person you can trust. Tony makes everyone feel happy he does not bring any negative energy. He has a great sense of humor and is smexy as hell and he is taken by a beautiful girl. Tony can be very anti social because people are "weird" Tony is the smart one of the group and is cautious of what he is doing. In chinese 'chong' means charge, Tony will do anything and have the never say die mindset. Tony is a love able person and will never cross you due to his big heart. He will always be by your side.
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Yu Chong

An epic dude who is friendly to everyone and is trustworthy. There is always one kid in class who did some dum shit so now Yu Chong doesn’t trust that Asian kid. He is really nice and loves gaming. He is always making people laugh. The there is that kid that he is friends with that Asian kid and that other Asian kid is tall and needs plastic surgery cus his face looks like a mandarin. Noveralll he is super kind and plays with everyone no matter boy or girl. That one kid supports Liverpool. Has a crush that he is really kind to and she is kind to him back.
Sheeesh that’s Yu Chong
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A young Chinese child would yell "CHONG! CHING CHONG!" when he spots a calculator.
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ching chong chiiiina
ching chong chinese song come around and sing along
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