Carmelo

Carmelo: usually a skinny white bitch Christian boy who prides himself on sitting in the back row and calling out the answers.

"Shut up Carmelo, I'm sick of you calling out you skinny white bitch Christian boy!!"

by Jeff's name isn't really Jeff. March 13, 2019

Carmela

A name commonly used in literature whose character depicts an unseathy yet sensuously sexy role. Often times a lush, promiscuous girl or a prostitute. Very often true to life!

I'm gonna get me some Carmela tonight!

by Carmela December 8, 2007

charminimum

Charminimum – the point at which you're down to the last roll of toilet paper. In my house, that's Charmin brand.

Hon, I asked you to get more PT! Got half a roll left. I hate being at charminimum!

by Junk Drawer Kathy December 24, 2011

Charmpon

A tampon made out of toilet paper. The word gets its name from make shift tampons made from Charmin brand toilet paper.

Crystal: Jen do you have an extra tampon?
Jen: No.
Crystal: Well, I guess this Charmin will have to do.
Jen: Hahaha! Really?
Crystal: Yeah.. Its a Charm-pon
Jen: Haha! Charmpon.

by Crystalla Marie June 18, 2012

charmoil

The darkest type of black. Blacker than burple.

Carla:That Girl is super black. Whats it called?

Edgar: Charmoil.

Carla: Thank You

by Ariela Garcia July 5, 2014

charmiphobia

The fear of leaving a public restroom with a tail of toilet paper stuck to your shoe, jeans, skirt, etc.

Ever since Kat learned that she'd boogied down for hours on the dance floor with TP on her boot, she suffers from irrational charmiphobia and an enlarged bladder.

by MustangGirl3 April 11, 2015

Charming Sponge

A person who does not work and mooches off those around them.

Tina's bf is just a charming sponge.

by Thewafflking August 16, 2016