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Charmpon 

A tampon made out of toilet paper. The word gets its name from make shift tampons made from Charmin brand toilet paper.
Crystal: Jen do you have an extra tampon?
Jen: No.
Crystal: Well, I guess this Charmin will have to do.
Jen: Hahaha! Really?
Crystal: Yeah.. Its a Charm-pon
Jen: Haha! Charmpon.
Charmpon by Crystalla Marie June 18, 2012
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Champong 

A gentleman's game that is played like beer pong, but with champagne in the cups.

Players are encouraged to act as gentlemen at all times... such examples are: talking in a British accent, wearing a top hat, offering the first shot to the opposing team, holding out the pinky finger when drinking, shooting with perfect posture, saying words like "jolly good," "indubitably," or "tip top," etc...
Host: "Good sir, shall I interest you in a crisp match of Champong after tea and crumpets?"

Guest: "Indeed you shall fine sir, if it's a fresh licking you fancy!"
Champong by RumpleFoarSkin October 30, 2009
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a beautiful talented young woman who gets all the mans and is a lovable person. Charmon is a very straight forward person who is a real friend and loves to party. She is down for it all but, she trusts u not to screw up.
Charmon is the best.
charmon by yoyofornomore May 14, 2017

Charmonique 

WOW she must be a Charmonique because shes just so AWESOME!
Charmonique by yoyobitchezzz September 1, 2011

Charmonious 

(n) char-mo-ni-um, A coincidence that seems fatalistic or "meant to be." When something happens that is so strange, that it can't just be a coincidence. A sort of Serendipity.

Background: in physics, Charmonium is any of various elementary particles consisting of a charm quark and an antiquark.
a bound state of the subatomic particle J/ψ. Its discovery was made independently by two research groups, one at the Stanford Linear Accelerator Center, headed by Burton Richter, and one at the Brookhaven National Laboratory, headed by Samuel Ting at MIT. They accidentally discovered they had found the same particle, and both announced their discoveries on 11 November 1974.
"I just had the most charmonious experience! I was just thinking about you, then our song came on the radio and you called me before I got a chance to call you!"
Charmonious by BlunderBard June 26, 2009

Charmont 

A particularly snooty way of saying charming.
Darling, your dress is simply charmont!
Charmont by Mona2006 December 10, 2020
A drink. Prepared by taking a freshly opened bottle of champagne and having a woman slid the top of the bottle in and out of her vagina before pouring it into glasses to serve. There are both white and red Champons, depending on the time of the month for the woman servicing the bottles.
We toasted the New Year with Champons prepared by our hostess.
Champon by The Krenzman August 3, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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