[Cannon Penis]

A large penis that is able to shoot out cannonballs

Ian(from Smosh): "You want more Cannon Penis? We'll give you more cannon penis."

by TheTerrorthatflapsinthenight September 13, 2011

canons

Plural. See canon.

If you're talking about Lord of the Rings and Star Wars at the same time, you're talking about two different Canons.

by nscangal September 19, 2005

Canon

Canon was originally named after a Japanese idol/false god. One of the originating camera makers in Japan. Canon revolutionlized the photo industry by releasing superior products at reasonable market prices. Their lens are the benchmark for the professional industry and many consider Canon to be the best photo system that can be bought with money.

You see all those white lens's on the side lines at sporting events?

by Photobug April 18, 2005

Cannon

1. Exclamation or celebratory outburst when one is victorious.

2. Exaltation of ones own superiority or skill.

1. After he knocked his opponent unconscious, the martial artist was heard to yell "CANNON!"

2. When asked how he was able to build muscle so quickly, the bodybuilder said, "because I'm a CANNON!"

by Brautwurst Lovechild September 25, 2005

ham cannon

An idiom for a particularly girthy and exceedingly propulsive male member.

Ladies, watch out for his ham cannon. It stretched me too wide and nearly blew a wad through my spine.

by Waffle Joe January 20, 2006

grand canyon university

Could very well be the worst on-campus University in the United States. It is the only university in the country that would accept anything that walks on two legs and has a pulse. People with sat scores in the 900's get accepted to this school. Also, it has a graduation rate of 29%.

It's business school and engineering school are unaccredited, yet the university was founded in 1949.

Everybody that goes here say they go to the best university in Arizona and they will get connections through Colangelo because that's what the business school is named after. I say again: they will accept almost anyone

Tyler: my girl just said she going to the worst school in the country

Me: Grand Canyon University?

by Tytsims November 22, 2017

n00bie cannon

a horribly powerful weapon in most fps games that only someone who cant get any kills uses because there are too n00bie to do it the real way.

nick: w0000000t look at all da kills i got! IM THE HALO MASTER!

mackzy: dude you were in the n00bie cannon (tank) so that aint fair, now lets play with out the tank.

by mackzy November 2, 2004