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Cracker Barrelin’ 

Fucking some skank that serves breakfast 24/7 at joints like Cracker Barrel and Waffle House.
Cracker Barrelin’ “I’m going out tonight straight Cracker Barrlein’! I need some ass!

cracker turkey 

Cracker, sometimes white cracker or cracka, is an ethnic slur for white people,1 used especially for poor rural whites in the Southern United States. It is also at times used indiscriminately and pejoratively against any person of white background. However, it is sometimes used in a neutral or positive context or self-descriptively with pride in reference to a native of Florida or Georgia (see Florida cracker and Georgia cracker).

On its own, the term jive was slang all the way back in the 1940s for, among other senses, actions that ranged from foolish and frivolous to vile and deceitful. It was in the 1970s, though, when calling these shady fools jive turkeys became a thing. Turkeys are known to gobble, adding to the sense of jive, and have been variously used to insult someone as “dull” or “worthless.”

Then, in 1974 the funk band the Ohio Players released the song “Jive Turkey,” which uses the phrase repeatedly in the lyrics: “Give me it straight baby / Jive turkey, jive turkey / Jive turkey / Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.” No doubt there are some sexual undertones here, with jive also historically referring to sex. The insult jive turkey also appeared on popular 1970s-1980s sitcoms, such as The Jeffersons.
Separated-at-birth : Scooby-Doo villain spy Chief Dan Coats, a real cracker turkey.
cracker turkey by JHandy July 28, 2019

cracker tweak 

Cracker tweak is basically the bath salts of the Midwest. Mostly white people take it so that’s why it isn’t just called tweak
Homeless person: “Hey y’all got some of that cracker tweak?”
Jonny: “No sir, i May be a cracker but I’m not a tweaker.”
cracker tweak by tHINGYsPLASH August 19, 2019

Cracker Wall

A wall of crackers, with the cracker boxes piled high to warn off other crackers from entering an area
Thats a huge Cracker Wall”
Cracker Wall by Wypipo whisperer September 7, 2019

Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack

The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.
Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.

cracker slut

A person who loves crackers so much that they constantly eat them, hence how they are a “slut”
Person 1: Oh my god, he eats so many crackers!
Person 2: Of course he is, he’s a Cracker Slut
cracker slut by the_cracker_slut January 17, 2020