James Cole

Period

When a girl bleeds, like James Cole.

by Bobby Munro September 9, 2010

Cole

A ugly guy with a small WANGER and and a rat tail

Omg look at his tiny wiener he must be a cole

by Jockey29 May 11, 2016

Cole's Law

Akin to Murphy's Law

Cole's Law:

If one is feeling "raw," the set of rules that one is an unwilling adherent to; whereby everyone and everything that could irritate the living tits out of one turns up in the course of one's day.

Insult to Injury in a wholemeal pun.

A. Oh Christ! On a day like today I have to deal with my taxes?

B. Cole's Law, mate.

by jimbles August 8, 2009

Cole

To walk away from an event that you promised to partake in. To abandon plans that you helped make.

Man, Joey really pulled a Cole tonite, what a lil bitch!

by DaBigM March 5, 2007

caple

A man who is basically the biggest lying bastard that you will ever meet. He steals from friends and family, he tells lies that make 'Baron Munchausen (watch the film it's great!)' seem like a really truthful guy, and worst of all, despite participating in full ocntact sports, he NEVER washes!! So to sum it up, a Caple is a smelly, lying, thieving Wanker

Christ Mate, you smell worse than caple today!

by Smurfettes blue assed pimp January 3, 2005

colebating

Colebate*ing
-verb
Exuding large gratutious amounts of coleboyic secretion while under the influence of burrtitos noches.

"Where the shit is Coleman?"
"It's that god damn colebating."

by Funk sauce January 12, 2008

Colel

Eating beans before watching a soap opera with your grandmother so as to purposely have violent farts during the show. The objective is to give your grandmother a collapsed lung.

Damon: Hey grandma let me go eat some beans before we watch The Young and the Restless.

Grandmother: You better not try to Colel me, mother fucker.

by Crinton February 28, 2013