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soggy condom

the condition of your condom after you ejaculate inside it.
please give me a moment I need to change this soggy condom so we can continue our bonding
by Megga Faggot November 23, 2016
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Condom Sewer

A girl who was formerly called a thot is now called a condom Sewer. As coined on internet famous stlr media... entertainment with no ceilings!!
That girl Candy Cane really gets around she's a total condom Sewer.
by Scamtram January 5, 2018
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Golf Ball Condom

A condom filled with golf balls. Cheaper than buying a wavy dildo.
Girl my Golf Ball Condoms works better than my dildo.
by Kelhonson June 20, 2016
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condom

Homie: Yo, I heard you hooked up the Lily last night. Did you use a condom?

Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!

Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.
by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019
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Meat Condom

When a man penetrates a woman while being penetrated anally by a man.
I totally used Tom as a meat Condom to fuck Katie the other day. It was so bro hot.
by Pepperoni hanger baby November 5, 2017
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Condom Sauce

The cum that's left over after you ejaculate
Man bro, she had condom sauce all over her face!!!!
by pizzashitfacefuzzlefuck March 25, 2017
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Marshmallow Condom Syndrome

When a man nuts in a condom without knowing that he already nutted.
Vantron only lasted 20 seconds before he realized that he had Marshmallow Condom Syndrome!
by Wanklet November 22, 2022
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