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Brandon

An ass brother you will have. He will always beat you up and scar you for life (literally). He always smells like shit and ever day his hair is all messy. He is short for his age and his type of style for clothing is very bad.
"Damn, Brandon smells like dog shit!"
by Shredxvc January 25, 2022
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A man that pulls multiple bitches but only simps for one, light skin, tall af, sus af, and never tries to cheat. Enjoys anime manga and time with their partner and Latinos / Latinas
Sheeesh man is a real Brandon
Wish I coulda be a Brandon
by Venerable Tempest January 27, 2022
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Has a huge dick
Omg Brandon, you have a huge dick
by Bradnad February 5, 2022
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the type of person to write his own urban dictionary definition to compliment himself
person: yo u write ur own definition?

brandon: "haha no i would never do that "
by koreaNUMBAwun February 9, 2022
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Brandon is that one kid everyone will hate. he is most likely a white kid who is super capitalist and hates communists. he will stop at nothing to spout his bullshit “facts” and can’t pull anyone for the life of himself. when seeing one, run away or attack him in order to protect yourself.
that bitch brandon is so annoying
by your local kgb agent February 13, 2022
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A Dinger linger a Brandon is a dingle berry a piece of shit stuck to some ones ass aka a dingle berry that just lingers you cant seem to get rid of it it wont fall off and wont wipe off . So in other words a piece shit stuck to some ones ass .Also a dumb ass meth head who thinks he takes care of his children but doesn't do shit .
Friend 1 "Dude i have a Brandon in my Butt hair that I just cant get off". Friend 2 "Dude ewwww Hot single mom 1 " dude Brandon get a job". Hot single mom 2 " Where is Brandon?" Hot single mom 1 " Probably some where stuck to some ones ass" "Fucker"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by BrandonleeHow??????? February 27, 2022
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Cute, Chill, smart asian boy who loves women
Brandon is so chill
by bdanisgoated March 3, 2022
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