Country Blumpkin 

A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.

I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.

Country Blumpkin by HBlackCountryBlumpkin January 14, 2023

Antique Blumpkin 

A Blumpkin in a outhouse located behind pistol Pete’s bar and gun club .

I went into the outhouse behind pistol Pete’s and got a antique Blumpkin!

Antique Blumpkin by MrHeadCheese716 March 1, 2023

Brown Blumpkin 

after a normal blumpkin, before wiping, she eats the shit while giving you a rimjob.

Patricia was feeling frisky after giving Mac a blumpkin, so she proceeded to give him a brown blumpkin.

Brown Blumpkin by djlake99 October 28, 2023

Country Blumpkin 

Oral sex recived in an outhouse or portapotty.

While Harrison was receiving A COUNTRY BLUMPKIN Corey from outside the door says "hurry up in there! I want a turn!"

Country Blumpkin by Shrimp247247 October 30, 2023

SMUTT BLUMPKIN

Just like a regular blumpkin ( guy gets a blowjob while on the toilet ) but the guy is watching Shrek 2.

Justin got a Smutt Blumpkin in his house back in 2016 at the point in the movie where Donkey gets his courage

SMUTT BLUMPKIN by Untoucha-ball December 3, 2023

Lord Blumpkin 

The name given to a villainous person that wears a pumpkin on their head on Halloween sitting on a toilet taking a shit with the door unlocked waiting for someone to walk in and give them a blumpkin on the scariest night of the year.

I waited for several hours as Lord Blumpkin last Halloween at Kate's house when she finally walked in and gave me a Blumpkin.

Lord Blumpkin by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024

Green Blumpkin 

Getting a blumpkin but she projectile vomits

Oww she gave me a green blumpkin

Green Blumpkin by Wowzer Zowzers! March 19, 2024