bearded vag

a really hairy vagina.

tom: you need a bikini wax. im not doing that bearded vag.

by bloodmuffin March 12, 2008

Bearded Stallone

When a guy slaps his (non-shaved) balls against a woman's chin repeatedly, like her chin is practicing on a punching bag

"She went to suck on my 'nads but I gave her a Bearded Stallone instead. Her chin was all Rocky Balboa!"

by Wife Training & Future Pat April 14, 2009

Beardsgiving

Beardsgiving is a holiday celebrated on the last day of November, in which one gives thanks for all the luscious beards grown over the course of no-shave November. The term was coined at Cornell University, by a student aiming to ensure that proper respect was paid to those who dedicated themselves to the cause of beard.

Happy Beardsgiving! Your scruff is looking mighty fine today.

by thebeardedone November 30, 2009

beard belly

beer belly with a happy trail, making it look like your belly has a nice, well groomed beard.

Pablo: Yo, check out my beard belly!
Dan: Nice, it's better than your goatee!

by phagocitosis June 12, 2011

Beard of Way

When two beards cross paths, the more impressive beard has right of way

D: Dude that guy just cut in front of you!
S: It's cool man, he had full on Beard of Way
D: That is an epic beard

by Captain Dale July 30, 2011

Beard Bandit

(n) - one who sneaks into another's room and shaves their beard off, collects the shavings, and stores them in a Ziploc bag.

Dammit, that beard bandit sure got Brendan last night. It's gonna take him a whole day to grow that luscious beard back.

by AsianJewWhite. January 18, 2012

Beard Mocking

Making fun of someones beard that is shorter than yours. Usually displayed by stroking in ones general direction with a less fantastic beard.

Did you see that guy? He was totally beard mocking me.

by J-licious Mcnasty November 7, 2013