Bananacakes

Comparable to fubar, or kitty wampus. When something is very screwed up or off kilter, it is all sort of bananacakes.

"I tried to apply online today, but the website is all bananacakes"

by Mr. Bananco October 15, 2009

banana

A banana is onision in disguise

"IM A BANANA, IM A BANANA"

by nommyishere February 14, 2017

havana banana

An STD most commonly contracted while on TDY in Florida.

Yeah, I went clubbin last night, ended up at Bare Assets and I think I got Havana Banana now.

by major doko June 28, 2009

Chiquita Banana

An awesome name for a female dog that is disproportionately long.

What's your Dachshund's name? Her name is Chiquita Banana.

by MiCarJo August 2, 2012

Alabama Banana Shake

When you shove a peeled banana inside of a girls vagina and proceed to fuck her with the banana inside, then eat her out.

You can tell Jaques had a Alabama Banana Shake with his girl last night 'cause of all the bananas in his room

by 5dorra October 14, 2016

Eat banana

A Cantonese proverb~meaning suck dick

Nerd: Teacher, can you give us more homework? I think I'm falling in love with them!
Justice: Eat banana, trash! No one wants homework except for you, piece of shit!

by One ABOVEall🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻 December 1, 2018

split the banana

when a man recieves an erection so large, that it actually breaks through his skin

"Man, I was whacking the gary last night to some Rosie O'Donnel videos, and it just got so intense that i split the banana."

by ssullivan April 19, 2006