flash banger

a type of grenade that emits a blinding flash and deafening boom to disorient the enemy. Used mostly in SWAT and special forces tactics and modern videogames.

my teammate bounced a flash banger off of the wall and blinded me...

by HKGunner March 13, 2005

hasty bagger

a grocery clerk or carry-out who fails to properly bag one's groceries because they work too quickly; alternatively, one who tries to put on a condom too quickly

I'm sorry I put your eggs on the bottom - I'm a hasty bagger.

by NJaggers July 1, 2008

Hwanger-banger

A term that describes any hyperactive, annoying, obnoxious, moderately large asian man from California. Loves freshmen girls as well as freshman guys, and frequently wears ridiculous t-shirts. He also loves gmail chat as well as withholding important information from others. Furthermore, he loves it in the pooper and often ROFLAARPs. Can also be used as a verb.

"I just got hwanger-banged with an annoying text this morning."

"Fred is acting like a Hwanger-banger today."

"When is the last time Fred didn't act like a Hwanger-banger?"

by clubswimming March 1, 2009

Douche-baggery

An adjective which is used to describe something that is cruel, or done by a douche bag. Or, the act of being a douchebag. Most of the time, douchebaggery is associated with the people who steal your baby mama/daddy.

Kyle: Dude! That mo-fo stole my woman!
Maurice: Wow. Talk about douche-baggery.

by I8mypen April 19, 2009

J-banger

Joint, spliff, doobie; a cigarette combined with cannabis that will get you high.

'Let's roll a J-banger', 'I'm J-bangered'.

by spacecaked March 31, 2011

sleep barber

the act of being barbered in one's sleep

Jay was sleep barbered because he is a jackwagon.

by Lizzie Deuces May 9, 2011

wall Banger

A person who bangs on walls making u to stay awake all night

My neighbor kept banging on my walls keeping me awake we should call him the wall Banger

by Chloe shinatera July 7, 2020