Three bears body

Not to big, not to small, just right

Damn baby girl you have a three bears body

by MattHadder June 3, 2024

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Coffee Bears

When one roommate wishes to get coffee, 'Coffee Bears' is texted in the house groupchat, so others may join them on their journey.

Roommate A: "Coffee Bears"
Roommate B: "Coming!"

by Shark F. Kennedy June 21, 2024

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Flagging bears

When an individual tells dramatically over the top and blatantly false lies, particularly where they are the hero or righteous protagonist, in an attempt to impress strangers.

Usage:

Person A: Man, did Joe tell you about the robbery he stopped at the liquor store last night?

Person B: oh pal, he's just flagging bears. You can't believe a word that guys says.

by mango🥭 jesus December 10, 2024

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Gay barsexual

Its a gay man that is a sexual predator and loves bars up asses and he loves to get inside bears but most importantly there name is 9/10 Xander

OMFG ITS THE GAY BARSEXUAL PREDATOR XANDER RUN NIGGA RUN, RUN RUN RUN

by adicknamedweller January 17, 2025

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The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"

Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"

by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025

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