Blue Line Minute 

Noun

1) Something taking a painful amount of time to complete

2) An informal way to describe someone you have not seen in an extraordinary amount of time

The last hour of class was longer than a blue line minute.

Man I haven't seen you in a blue line minute.

Blue Line Minute by Charlie Price & Justin Milley January 13, 2009

Blue Doo 

When you discretely take a girl into a port-a-potty and have sex with her from behind. During this process you push her head into the toilet bowl, causing her hair to turn blue. Everyone will clearly know what happened to her and the embarrassment will commence.

That girl just got railed in the port-a-potty and got blue doo-ed! Ho!

Blue Doo by mastamahars July 8, 2009

Blue Doosh 

The blue tooth headset that is often seen sported by people walking down the street, in a coffee shop, and in client meetings. Often associated with those who think they are so cool that they can't take off their blue-tooth headset, thus rendering them a Blue Doosh.

Typically a douchebag who has a Blue Tooth headset on.

*looking at someone sitting at the table next to you in a restaurant, with his left ear flickering*

"Blue Doosh alert! That guy is wearing his Blue Doosh."

Blue Doosh by blue doosh dont April 10, 2010

Blue Shoulder

The product of being teased with a shoulder massage, and then never receiving said massage.

‎"You still owe me a massage!"-Person 1
"What do I owe you a massage?!"Person 2
"Well you told me you were gonna give me one, so you teased me, ..... you SO blue shouldered me!"-Person 1

Blue Shoulder by PseudoGinger May 31, 2011

Blue Screen of Death 

Contrary to popular belief, the Blue screen of death is actually a program designed to stop you computer and prevent harm being done by maybe a mis-read line of code or an invalid argument. And for all of those who complain bout losing their essays, get OpenOffice, it has document recovery, dumb asses.

P1 - Oh no I just got the Blue Screen of death!
Tech Guy - Oh no, that is not a crash, you computer is just shutting down to prevent a fatal system error

Blue Screen of Death by MERGERFLERGERBERGER April 8, 2012

Blue Collar Poetry 

The phrase refers to the inter-song banter of the lead singer of a band where he or she panders to the working class folk with lines such as:

"Who here has been beaten down by life and wants to throw it all away!"
"Fuck it all, lets get hammered!"
"That son of a bitch boss is gonna be pissed in the morning!"
"Trucks. AMIRIGHT?"
"Life is a cruel lie!"

Did you see Drunken Toddler last night? The lead singer's blue collar poetry was on point!

Blue Collar Poetry by TeamPlowMyField March 18, 2015

Blue Tie Hunter 

Someone angling for a position of leadership within a school, often referred to as Prefect. A blue tie hunter will often partake in activities solely for the purpose of being seen as "contributing to the life of school" and racking mad popularity with the teachers. The phrase arises from the blue tie awarded to prefects in a particular Sydney school.

"Mate, you know that guy's doing cadets, the musical, rowing, rugby, choir, band, debating, swimming and athletics."
"Yeah mate, he's a blue tie hunter for sure."

Blue Tie Hunter by StrAngeR May 21, 2015