Bro balls

it is the sensation a bro gets when he either has been promised chill time with a bro and then gets cancelled on or the individual has to wait for a long period of time before they chill.

Dude 1: hey bro when we gonna chill?
Dude 2: sorry bro i dont get into town for two months.
Dude 1: dude your giving me bro balls over here.

example 2

Dude 1: we still good to chill tonight?
Dude 2: sorry man i gotta cancel my moms in town
Dude 1: bro you are giving me mad bro balls

by Jmaro December 16, 2010

Blue Balls Bailout

When a close friend has sex with someone - but only to cure their blue balls.

David had extreme blue balls. He couldn’t even sit down from the excruciating pain. “C’mon, Joe,” David asked his roommate. “You gotta give me the Blue Balls Bailout!” Joe had agreed only because David had given him some bing on Thursday. David sat down in a chair, naked. He spread his legs and Joe bent over. Joe began stroking his dick until it became hard and when it did, Joe started sucking him off. His balls jiggled from the hard succ and he had cummed. Joe spat out the cum. Joe put his clothes back on but David didn’t. “Maybe we could try anal?” David said.

by Well, shit. January 18, 2018

Sussy Imposter Balls

Sussy imposter balls are the manufactured balls that are surgically implanted into artificial scrotii of a transgender person or someone who lost their testicles. (possibly rape dwarf related)

The traps in the red light district have sussy imposter balls
Drag Queen sussy imposter balls
Amogus sussy imposter balls
Kanye East got the sussy imposter balls from fortnite

Sussy imposter balls torture (gone sexual)
Candice sussy imposter balls fit in your mouth

by Women Moment May 4, 2021

Balls on your face

To physically or verbally place one's scrotum in anothers face.

Girl: Sorry, I don't want to go out with you...
Boy: BALLS ON YOUR FACE, BITCH!

by Liverquake May 24, 2012

Ballsack Whopper

Grooming minors whopper whopper penis cum Ballsack Whopper. Tastes like shit, suck my dick. I have children in my basement. Lettuce semen some more semen i banged your mom you have no father, i dipped my balls i your whopper i think i'm gay. Be Gay. These are the lyrics of the remake of the famous burger king ad. This word is also used if you cut off someones balls and use them as meat for a whoppper.

Max is gay and he is eating a Ballsack Whopper that he made from his own balls.

by CoolDudeMcBonerPants May 30, 2023

liquid balls

when a person under the influence says something to another person that they would not normally say if they were sober.

Leslie sat on Mark at a party and said, "I want you right now." Christina, the concerned best friend said to Leslie, "You would never say that to Mark sober. You have some big liquid balls."

by kaymess July 23, 2005

Canon balls

When the water level of a toilet is too high and/or your ball sack droops too low and your nuts splash into the toilet water.

When Mr.Jenson's old ass dropped onto the toilet his severe case of canon balls nearly gave him an enema.

by Blackmailman May 7, 2010