super extremely hot sexy guy that everyone finds attractive. also known as “aloonamoon”. all
his friends want to fuck him so god damn bad but he kindly says no everytime. all the girls fall for him and want to suck his 20 incher.alan is the coolest guy you’ll ever meet but he’ll be shy at first 🗿 please follow @alanbsantamaria
his friends want to fuck him so god damn bad but he kindly says no everytime. all the girls fall for him and want to suck his 20 incher.alan is the coolest guy you’ll ever meet but he’ll be shy at first 🗿 please follow @alanbsantamaria
jesus christ he was such an alan at the party.
by aloonamoon October 16, 2019
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by Dr.kap November 17, 2019
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by greeneggsandham6969 November 25, 2019
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Steven: Can you get on fortnite today?
Alan: Sorry, I’m playing Rec Room.
Steven: why are you such an Alan Vazquez?!
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Alan: Sorry, I’m playing Rec Room.
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Alan: ;~;
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