Alaaddin

Your friendly neighborhood black man. The guy you always run to for help and advice, the one you trust with your life just because he is willing to listen. Though, he himself is not a very revealing character, keeping his thoughts and emotions to himself, which usually lead to stress. Nevertheless, he is a great leader and motivator, because people are willing to listen to a man who is willing to listen to them. Lastly, he is the man who cares and loves you more than you could and would ever guess. So be careful the next time you talk to him about a crush, because he may get hurt and/or jealous.

PS, Alaaddin and Alaadin and Aladin and Aladdin are not the same!

I wish I could speak to Alaaddin, he'd know what to do.

by Kentucky Fried CHICKEEEENNNNNN September 21, 2011

alabama fizzy float

Rinsing a dirty penis in your mouth with the soda of your choice (preferably coke), and swallowing.

His dick was disgustingly dirty, so I gave him an Alabama Fizzy Float before we started.

by Alabama Fizzy Float June 19, 2014

Alabama Buttfuck

An alcoholic mixed beverage consisting of 1/2 whole milk and 1/2 cheap domestic beer of your choice.

Randy wasn't trying to get drunk, he just wanted a good old fashioned Alabama Buttfuck with the boys.

by testarossa__ August 3, 2015

Alabama poutine

A dish of fries toppled with truffle butter and cheese.

Guy: I'd sure go for a Alabama poutine right now!
Girl: Tough luck man, they only serve that in Trois-Rivières.

by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016

alabama rally

A regular rally in Alabama....

That turns into an orgy.

Guy: "Yo did you go to the Alabama rally yesterday"
Girl: "Yeah, it was totally epic. I got a Alabama hot pocket"

by FruitSnacks2 September 28, 2017

Alabama Hot Pocket

The sexual act of defecating into a vagina and proceeding to have intercourse with the faeces filled vagina.

In other words its where you pull open a girls vagina and shit inside of her. Simple.

Sorry Dave, I can't come to the pub tonight, me and the wife are having an ALABAMA HOT POCKET to celebrate my promotion at work.

by Tess Buehler June 5, 2018

Alabama

Where Donald Trump is moviing after he gets booted out of the white house.

Ex 1:

A: did you hear? Joey and his sister ran off to Alabama!
B: I knew they looked at eachother wierd.

Ex 2:

A: I heard you were moving, where to?
B: Alabama.
A: *stares suspiciously*
B: Oh, don't worry. All my family is dead!
A: oh, phew.
A: wait-

by im u fucking sadist17 January 26, 2021