Funny as a hat full of assholes

Hilarious behavior by one or more persons

They were as funny as a hat full of assholes.

by tomcat at avalon July 19, 2012

drunk as a skunk

To get really, really, really shitfaced

Man, i was drunk as a skunk last night

by XARDSX August 14, 2016

smart as a whip

Someone who is really smart

Hi Elsie, your as smart as a whip.

by Cake Delight September 1, 2020

fail as a male

guys who you initially believe to be straight, but he turns out to be gay.

Every other guy Ashlee tried to date turned out to be a fail as a male.

by mkablam May 11, 2009

Åsaka

Cool place in sweden.

Åsaka owns ass. It lies in trollhättans kommun.

by Bubbahah November 13, 2007

Moni-rex-asaurus

A term to define an short girl with a large ass, pig nose and short, stubby arms. She runs like a raptor, and when she stops moving the smell of ass moves in for it's silent but deadly kill. This girl will also have a large, large, gianormous vagina. It will be so large/loose that when you stick 3 fingers to a fist insider her vagina and she will not even know it is there.

Boy: "OMG, Look at that girl with the big ass, short stubby arms, and the pig nose that runs like a raptor."

Girl: "That's a Moni-rex-asaurus"

Boy: "Do you smell ass?"

by Tokin' Gay Dude May 29, 2010

dry as a nun's nasty

beer-less place. Aussie-speak.

Well, mate..get off yer sedentary butt and go get us some Foster's! This place is dry as a nun's nasty!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006