Apple

A yummy fruit or an overly priced half eaten fruit.

"Hey I got u an apple for ur bday!"
"Oh I'm allergic sorry"
"I mean the company!"

"Oh sweet! What is it?"
"iPhone 4!"
"Fuck you"

by BigBLittleD January 2, 2015

Applebee's

A place where basic bitches go out for dinner.

Selfies in the Applebee's bathroom after manicure Monday, bitches are basic.

by 3saysay3 October 6, 2015

apple bottom jeans

apple bottom jeans

boots with the furrrr

shawty got dem apple bottom jeans

~jeans~
boots with the fur
~with the furrr~
got the whole club looking at herrr

by funkyfrankie June 3, 2020

applesolesence

the phenomenon of upgrading to a new operating system on the Mac, where all your programs become obsolete or outdated, and you are forced to spend more money than you ever thought to bring your existing programs up to "snuff' to work on the new OS.

"I was so excited about upgrading to the new Leopard until I realized all my other programs which I use daily suffered from applesolesence...bummer!"

by Frank Film January 12, 2008

applesaucing

When you eat applesuace together with someone.

We were just applesaucing together in the shed.

Me and Mary were applesaucing after school today.

I like applesaucing with you at lunch.

by Fibinattchi Alfredo May 28, 2011

Applesmash

The act of destroying or breaking someone's phone because they recorded or took a picture of you without your permission.

I applesmash anybody that takes my picture or records me on snapchat because I hate being on camera.

My best friend applesmashed me because I recorded him fucking his wife from their closet.

by dickmoby97 September 30, 2019

appleseed

(Adj) A name for someone who says something very dumb.

Appleseed: How does an appleseed go to the top of a tree?
People:*sighs* appleseed

by big dick energy ariana grande December 12, 2019