phantom upload

Fake term used as an excuse when one is caught with questionable photos on one's iPhone (note: often used in situations when the photos discovered are of other family members)

I don't know how they got there!!!! It was a phantom upload! That's not who I am!!!!

by DragonFire2678 January 18, 2015

Phantom dick syndrome

when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.

“i swear to god i could feel her around me, i was having phantom dick syndrome BIG time.”

by 3y3bagsss November 19, 2023

Phantom

The worst thing ever

You are the phantom

by LatvianGambitIsVeryGood May 6, 2025

phantom hip buzz

when you wear a Blackberry or cell phone with a belt clip, and you think you feel it buzzing, even though you are not actually wearing it at the moment.

Cubical worker 1: "Hold on, I bet this is Sarah..."
Cubical worker 2: "Dude, you're not even wearing your Blackberry!"
Cubical worker 1: *sigh* "Phantom hip buzz."

by gg-ma May 17, 2010

phantom._.coss

This word is used to define a very perfect person

It can be used to call someone you love or a loved one phantom._.coss is a good word

by Furryvorecore July 12, 2021

Phantom Testicle

Slang for Spirit testicle; A handy companion to ask questions about the unfathomable whom also happens to whisper compliments and sage advice in times of need.

Even though I lost my testicle, I gained the insight and friendship of what some would wrongly call a phantom testicle. Which is stupid. There's no such thing as phantoms.

by Testicular Journeyman May 19, 2018

Pink Phantom

When someone uses you for what you have and doesn't give anything back/forgets about you.

Person 1: I tried to give her everything she might need, but she more or less has forgotten me... Was she even really there?
Did she ever really care?
Person 2: I always knew she was a Pink Phantom.

by surrealreal_ March 10, 2021