Penguin

Someone who is too responsible and generally not Belgium enough

You see that penguin over there caring about their future

by Cal Alexander April 3, 2019

Penguin

A gay bottom. The opposite of a bear.

I don’t wanna be on top, man! I’m a penguin!

by Sass Squatch November 10, 2018

penguin

its the best animal alive

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by darealpenguin December 1, 2020

Penguin Out of Mexico

To leave Mexico walking bow-legged or waddling—like a penguin—due to an excessive amount of vacation sex. Typically used to describe a wild girls’ trip aftermath involving margaritas, mystery men, and questionable decision-making on foreign sand.

Usage: Often preceded by phrases like “she came back from Cancun looking like...” or “that Cabo trip turned her into...”

Jessica got plowed so hard in Cabo by a surf instructor named Mateo. She waddled like a penguin out of Mexico.

by markmessina June 30, 2025

Dirty penguin

A girl in her teens usually goes by the name of Haley. Loves to have sex and smoke pot. Has bad luck getting in car accidents and feels like the world is out to get here. Usually is involved in some group or organization from a small town.

I feel like a dirty penguin today

by Delvakio January 11, 2018

Silly Penguin Again

When there is a certain situation or problem and it’s kinda difficult to solve.... or you just see a penguin at your mansion

Billy: “I can’t escaoe this situation!”
Gardener: “oh it’s that silly penguin again”

by MalachiTheDon February 26, 2019

Penguine Terrine

A pate like food, made from crushed penguins.

I caught a penguin today, I think I'm going to make it into a penguine terrine.

by el buzzward September 20, 2011