Father

You don’t have one

You have no father you don’t have one
Fact but I have ur mom

by I like hot hot men December 1, 2022

Father

"an elder god who gives you white liquid known as milk"

"world's most homeless guy ever"

Me:Father?
Father:Yes son?
Me:Get some milk. N O W

by ParanoidGod March 16, 2022

Father of my Father

being the grandad of Satan.

"Jordan" is the father of my father!

by SatansGranDaddy August 16, 2025

Father

a person that someone looks up to or thinks of as a father.

person 1: thats my father!
person 2: they look nothing like you..
person 1: and that matters BECUASE???

by euphoricGAYtilly December 27, 2021

Wheel of Father

When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.

David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.

by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023

Fa Fa Father

Rich daddy who won his fortune at the casino using the Fa Fa Funds. We love our daddy fa fa father

Forgive me my fa fa father for i have sinned

by anonymous333333333 June 6, 2025

father fap

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.

Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...

Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022