wank waste

The sperm from masturbation that would be discarded in a tissue and thrown away.

To call someone a 'wank waste' would be to insinuate that they are unworthy sperm or a worthless human undeserving of the life they have.

you fucking wank waste!

I knew you'd fuck it up wank waste!

wank waste!

by Smokaloca March 19, 2011

wasted penguin

A young person who can burn the elite.

that college kid burned all of washiongton d.c elite, he must be a wasted penguin.

by boyhitstruck September 25, 2017

waste

A commonly used English word used to describe a product that cannot be used by the consumer.

A dissatisfying occurrence resulting in the lack or absence of a product or decreased productivity.

Nick: "YOUR NOT GIVING ME SUFFICIENT TIME FINISH! NOW YOUR GONNA FAIL ME! WASTE! WASTE! WASTE!"

John: "Shut the Fuck Up"

by TlombZ2 December 7, 2009

waste dot want dot

Alludes to oft bizarre inclination of indefinitely linking to various sites not even of remote note

Waste dot want dot, story of my life.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

White Fork Wasted

The act of getting so white girl wasted that you can spell it.

I’m so freaking white fork wasted after eight shots of tequila.

by whiteboi9599 November 24, 2022

waste-oid

a Detroit original: a person currently living in, or who has lived in a wasteland. Can be described as an over-eager-suburbanite who desperately wants to be part of the city, and usually claims to be from part of the city, despite obvious social and cultural differences that make it apparent that they are NOT from the city. Marshall Mathers.

The record store was temporarily closed due to a fight that had broke out earlier between two waste-oids argueing over the last ICP cd.

by Mel March 4, 2005

(not so) elegantly wasted

To become so intoxicated after consuming alcohol and/or drugs that your body can no longer handle the toxicity and needs to get rid of it. The "(not so) elegantly" refers to the methods your body uses to expel the intoxicants (vomiting, etc)

My bestie got so trashed drunk last night at the party that she got nauseous and puked all over herself. Guess you could say that she was (not so) elegantly wasted.

by HasFurTwins December 30, 2023